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| You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 8:57pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Young mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. The father asked, "How does it feel" The mosquito replied "It was Great! Everyone was clapping 4 me. The father replied, "They weren't clapping 4 you, they wanted to kill u, the more they clapped, the more chances you are likely to die. Lesson: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well- wishers... |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 1:25pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
TEACHER : Akpors, recite A-Z and what each alphabet stands for.. AKPORS : A for-Adobe B for-bluetooth C for-chat D for-download E for-email F for-facebook G for-google H for-hotmail I for-iphone J for-Java K for-kingston L for-laptop M for-messenger N for-NOKIA O for-outlook P for-print Q for-QuickTime R for-RAM S for-Server T for-Touch Screen U for-U S B V for-Version W for-wifi1 X for-xbox360 Y for-YouTube Please help Akpors with `Z’.. |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 1:33pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Akpos was in maths examination hall when he saw a question that annoyed him. The question is: if X + 0 is 0 find X Akpos went up to de teacher Akpos: what sort of question is this? Everytime find X who kidnapped him Teacher: go back to ur seat and solve that simple math Akpos: u said the math is simple? Teacher: very simple! Akpos: ok if u say its simple solve this, MY FATHER IS MISSING FOR 10 YEARS NOW WHERE IS HE? Describe AKPOS in one word |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 10:55pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Akpors was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpors ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpors got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpors was and did not know where he run to. Angrily, one of the men, Eazy retorted: "This boy has escaped again". His colleague replied: "I know Akpors, if I call his name thrice, he'll answer! Akpors laughed from d tree and said to d men: "If you like call my name from now till next year I no go answer u, U think say na Akpors of before?" |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 10:57pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Akpos and Emeka after an English exam. Emeka : How was your paper ? Akpos : men! It was kind of hard; I didn't know the past tense of 'think'. I thought & thought and thought for a long time then finally, i wrote 'thunk' Emeka : I guess you're right because I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a while too.... Akpos : Shit! And what about the past tense of 'write' ? Emeka : I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote 'written' Akpos : That one I didn't even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of 'go', I just went out of the Exam Room. WHO IS SMARTER  AKPOS OR EMEKA?? |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:14am On Jul 21, 2013 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Blackberry don chop sola money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc. 3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef. 4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call". 6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" . 7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found". 8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found". 9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected". Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer,e dey show me for screen: "No contact found"[color=]Blackberry don chop sola money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc. 3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef. 4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call". 6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" . 7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found". 8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found". 9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected". Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer,e dey show me for screen: "No contact found"[/color]Blackberry don chop sola money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc. 3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef. 4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call". 6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" . 7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found". 8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found". 9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected". Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer,e dey show me for screen: "No contact found" |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:19am On Jul 21, 2013 |
Which mobile brand are you using ?? Copy ur brand on the comment box and see the magic but make sure you remove the + sign 1. [+[Nokia]] 2. [+[LG]] 3. [+[Samsung]] 4. [+[Motorola]] 5. [+[HTC]] 6. [+[Micromax]] 7. [+[Apple]] 8. [+[Blackberry]] 9. [+[China]] 10. Other Spcsify Comment |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:22am On Jul 21, 2013 |
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| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:34pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
Odunlade Adekola wrote: S= sweet fellowship with God U= under the shadow of the almighty N= no evil shall near you D= day after day u shall be a success A= all your wishes shall come to stay Y= you are favored in Jesus name!!! type "amen" To claim This!! |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:39pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
A professor was traveling by boat, on their way he asked the sailor 'Do you know Biology ? Econlogy ? Zoology ? Epidemology ? No 'said the sailor Professor what the hell do you know ? You will die of illitracy. 1 hour later, the boat stated sinking, the sailor looked at the professor and said, do you know swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology ? No said the professor Well that means Crocodilelogy will eat your Headology and you will dieology with your Knowledgeology because of your Badmouthology and i will deny you my assistology 1 Like |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 11:43pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good. akpors: Bad. INTERVIEWER: Come. akpors: Go INTERVIEWER: Ugly akpors: Fine INTERVIEWER: U're wrong! Akpors: U're right! INTERVIEWER: Shut up! akpors: Keep talking! INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that. akpors: Ok now carry on all that. INTERVIEWER: Get out! akpors: Come in! INTERVIEWER: Oh my God. akpors: Oh my Devil. INTERVIEWER: U're Rejected. akpors: I'm selected. Like if u smiling and share if u are laughing. one word for akpors??....... .............. 1 Like |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by aquaprin90: 6:39am On Jul 22, 2013 |
The last one is too good... Poor interviewer.  |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 5:07pm On Jul 22, 2013 |
aquaprin90: The last one is too good... Poor interviewer.lolz |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by solowork: 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2013 |
Tek%kyboy:Z for Zynga |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by 1bunne4lif(m): 9:41am On Jul 23, 2013 |
Tek%kyboy:[[Nokia]] |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 10:48am On Jul 23, 2013 |
1bunne4lif: [[Nokia]]lolz |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 10:49am On Jul 23, 2013 |
solowork:u too much brother |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by NIGHTFOX: 3:10pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
[[Blackberry]] |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 3:41pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
NIGHTFOX: [[Blackberry]]  NIGHTFOX: [[Blackberry]] |
| Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by Tekkyboy(m): 4:33pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe, Pastors & Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & Weed, Jim Iyke & fight, Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb,2face & pikin... Me and wetin ? Oya tell me wat u knw me for! Pls b sincere don't spoil d fun..pass it |
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