All hail the queen of Delta State. Roll out the drums and the red carpet for the most anticipated heroic welcome. The first lady of Delta State in collaboration with other women rights group should set mobilization in motion.

Nothing spared, Beverly the outcast have put the ‘the big heart’ state on global map of igno.miny. She has just shattered Afrocandy’s infa.mous public se,x. record...

She is expected back to Nigeria with the coveted BBA prize money into the warm embrace of her cult like followers. Delta State government and rights groups must speak out now or remain in perpetual silence. No sitting on the fence as we await a press release either in commendation or condemnation of the fin,ge.ring session and se,x. ro.mp that took place in Big Bro,thel Africa. Our outcast must be officially recognized for exemplary misconduct in throwing her legs wide open for the South African perv.ert.

Berverly the out.c.ast, enjoy your stay in BBA. South African corporations are renowned for digging profitable holes in Nigeria’s business landscape. Give your pot of gold to the gold diggers. Like our ra.n.dy hip hop musicians would sing in their various message of se.x; ‘your waist all I want is your waist, shake up your bu.m bu.m, kpuheee jaheee, take ba.na.na till you go yooo.’ But don’t allow the blokes to impr.egn.ate you. We already have enough ba'sta.rds in Nigeria who enlarge the ranks of insurgents and militants.

If per chance you don’t emerge victorious, I will propose you for the audition of another forthcoming se.x' reality TV show. This time, not in the confines of a house but on the streets where wh.or,es of your type will widen their legs with per.ve.rts zooming in and out publicly. The longest lasting duo will win a million dollars. World renowned multinational companies are already queuing up for headline sponsorship.

Of a truth, these 28 vi,ri.le young mis.cre.ants locked up in a house of booze for ninety one days, idling and fidd.ling away will soon emerge as role models. In the face of excruciating poverty, unemployment and HIV/AIDS pandemic among African youths, we deem it expedient to promote casual unsafe se.x. on camera. Who am I to sit in judgment?

Beverly the outcast, go ahead. Receive the fi,ng.ering and ‘for.ke,ring’ including the blo.w jo.bs. The world is your oyster. Let all the feminist associations disband and remain dumb and deaf forever. You are highly recommended for a national honour of MFR, most fing,er.ing realist!

Go ahead and receive it. It’s a free world, it’s your life, and you were born that way. You are showcasing your God given talent. Our jurisprudence in Nigeria makes no provision for indecent exposure. Arise ye people and line up the streets for Beverly’s home return. We shall wave the Nigerian flag in sham and shame at the airport both at Lagos and Asaba.

You have accomplished great things. Delta no dey carry last!

By Uzor Ngoladi

Big Brother Africa should be banned. This program is the perfection of liberal ideals being used to camouflage the New World Order. The program is really about surveillance conditioning, adapting you to a reality with no freedom. The program uses sexuality as the distracting tool aiding a socialisation agenda preparing the masses for the real big brother, The New World order. It also devalues the understanding of the New World Order making it be perceived as NO BIG DEAL! The emergence of Reality TV is not a coincidence as we entered a new century these programmes popped up out of nowhere for most of these reality shows world-wide are created and controlled by one company called ENDEMOL. They call it endemol we suggest they are trying to END-THEM-ALL. The big brother show uses an Eye as the symbol. This eye is tied to the eye on the pyramid on the back of the US dollar bill, which states novus ordo seclorum, which means New World Order.

Horus: Big Brother Africa should be banned. This program is the perfection of liberal ideals being used to camouflage the New World Order. The program is really about surveillance conditioning, adapting you to a reality with no freedom. The program uses sexuality as the distracting tool aiding a socialisation agenda preparing the masses for the real big brother, The New World order. It also devalues the understanding of the New World Order making it be perceived as NO BIG DEAL! The emergence of Reality TV is not a coincidence as we entered a new century these programmes popped up out of nowhere for most of these reality shows world-wide are created and controlled by one company called ENDEMOL. They call it endemol we suggest they are trying to END-THEM-ALL. The big brother show uses an Eye as the symbol. This eye is tied to the eye on the pyramid on the back of the US dollar bill, which states novus ordo seclorum, which means New World Order.

What an insight ! Thank you bro ! Thank God we are becoming more and more aware as they(One world proponents) take on us!

God help us