The Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too.

Hey this is quite good.nice joke.Guess the two guys should have immediately asked the preacher if one of them will meet the preacher that day in the kingdom just like jesus did to one of the thieves,

old joke

new joke too me ,you go kill person ooo

*smiles*

though e no reach my mind

Heart of stone!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so hilarious to a fault

heart of stone? lol how you take knoe?

ohilebo my darling tatafo

I normally block my anus when I wan read dis kin joke but I forgot, and I just dey farting without control

no be your small work, evn on your weding day in front of the pastor you fart talk more of your pc.

messy, messy kayo.

heard it b4

yes folly ure ryte me too i do hear jokes from the net