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Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Tchitntdu(m): 3:14pm On Jul 19, 2013
A man has shocked Kigwandi Villagers in Nyeri County after he was caught yesterday evening having s*x with a hen.

Sources reveal that the 40 year old man was spotted by his 10 year old son defiling the hen and he alerted the elder brother who ambushed him during the 6 pm incident.

He reported the matter to their local Chief leading to his arrest.

According to acting, Nyeri OCPD, Joseph Mwika the hen belonged to the elder son. He had bought it with the intention of keeping it and sell eggs in order to have money for his personal use.

The father lured the chicken with maize and tied the mouth defiling it for a while before he was caught. Unfortunately the chicken died after it was brought to the police station as evidence. Mwika said that it was taken to the veterinary doctor for tests to establish the cause of its death.

The man who seemed unshaken insisted that the chicken was his and had the right to do whatever he wished with it. He is in police custody waiting to be arraigned in court to answer to bestiality charges.

Source http://9janewss..com/2013/07/bizarre-man-caught-having-sex-with.html

Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Garrithe1st: 3:17pm On Jul 19, 2013
Better than underage marriage as proposed by our foolish senators...

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Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Jakumo(m): 3:31pm On Jul 19, 2013
Tchitntdu: A man has shocked Kigwandi Villagers in Nyeri County after he was caught yesterday evening having s*x with a hen.

The father lured the chicken with maize and tied the mouth defiling it for a while before he was caught. Unfortunately the chicken died after it was brought to the police station as evidence. Mwika said that it was taken to the veterinary doctor for tests to establish the cause of its death.

The man who seemed unshaken insisted that the chicken was his and had the right to do whatever he wished with it. He is in police custody waiting to be arraigned in court to answer to bestiality charges.

Source http://9janewss..com/2013/07/bizarre-man-caught-having-sex-with.html

A Panel of Enquiry must be established to determine how the man was able to exchange just a few grains of corn for zexual favors from the unsuspecting chicken, and also to find out if the man then subsequently phucked the chicken to death, OR, if the chicken was in fact deliberately murdered by renegade police officers, who all along may have harbored a hidden agenda to cook chicken stew behind the police station later that night, after all the accused and awaiting trial persons languishing behind the counter might have gone to sleep.

No stone must be left un-turned in this urgent investigation. Please have the Panel of Enquiry report back to this forum as soon as the White Paper of their findings is released.

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Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by cjrane: 5:03pm On Jul 19, 2013
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jul 19, 2013
cjrane: [size=35pt]ONLY IN NAIJA ![/size]

Read before you expose yourself
Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by princesammmy: 5:07pm On Jul 19, 2013
shocked
Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by ITbomb(m): 6:45pm On Jul 19, 2013
As long as the hen is not underage , no problem with me
Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jul 19, 2013
ITbomb: As long as the hen is not underage , no problem with me
You're joking right? undecided
Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jul 19, 2013
ITbomb: As long as the hen is not underage , no problem with me

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Re: Man Caught Having Sex With CHICKEN by ono(m): 1:01am On Jul 23, 2013
Jakumo:

A Panel of Enquiry must be established to determine how the man was able to exchange just a few grains of corn for zexual favors from the unsuspecting chicken, and also to find out if the man then subsequently phucked the chicken to death, OR, if the chicken was in fact deliberately murdered by renegade police officers, who all along may have harbored a hidden agenda to cook chicken stew behind the police station later that night, after all the accused and awaiting trial persons languishing behind the counter might have gone to sleep.

No stone must be left un-turned in this urgent investigation. Please have the Panel of Enquiry report back to this forum as soon as the White Paper of their findings is released.

Lol!

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