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We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by Ib(f): 3:43pm On May 25, 2006 |
A girl of 14 was put on a bus from Onitsha to Lagos by her mother to spend holiday with her aunty. Her mother tells her before she gets on the bus " No forget to tell the conductor to tell you when una don reach ijebu-ode oh" About 15 mins into the journey, the girl shouts to the conductor " Conductor when we reach ijebu-ode, tell me oh abeg". Conductors says no problem. When they get to Benin, the girl shouts again "Conductor we never reach ijebu-ode? Abeg no forget oh." Conductor says " we never reach now, i go tell you when we reach there, u hear". Another 30 minutes and she shouts again from the back of the bus " conductor, no forget oh, !!!" At this point the other passengers are getting irritated and shout back at the girl "shebi, the conductor don tell you sey, him go tell you when we reach there, wetin u come dey shout here, abeg keep quiet now !!". They get to Ore and she attempts to shout " Conductor, i still dey here oh, ! Ijebu-ode and now everyone is very angry and shouts the little girl down. After that, she keeps quiet throughout the rest of the journey, and the conductor forgets about the girl and the bus goes straight to Ojota. The girl then shouts again " We never reach the ijebu-ode ?" Then the passengers felt sorry for the girl and told the conductor that they had to take the girl back to Ijebu ode. When they got there, the conductor says to the girl " This na the Ijebu-ode, come down, The little girl says, " This na Ijebu-ode? Na here my mama sey make i take my merecin, oya make dey go Lagos!!! |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by micklplus(m): 4:29pm On May 25, 2006 |
Na yawa be that ooo and i sure say, na winch dey worry that pikin and him merecin ! Nice one Cheers |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by robby1(m): 5:49pm On May 25, 2006 |
this is a funny joke but i remember posting it sometime ago. you only recycled it with ur "ijebu ode" and a "girl" please try to check other jokes (if u are a new member) so as not to reapeat a joke again. hope u understand that i am not just hitting on you. |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by diddy4(m): 8:33pm On May 25, 2006 |
recycled edited |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by ToyM28(f): 4:21am On May 26, 2006 |
IB as far as am concerned i vent seen dis joke yet, so gd job. real funny. |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by diddy4(m): 4:22am On May 26, 2006 |
hey stop hiding |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by LondonCool(m): 2:08am On Dec 26, 2006 |
I heard this joke being rendered on a " Night of A Thousand Laughs" |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by ThugLife1(m): 12:02am On Apr 30, 2008 |
:d |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by toygod2: 11:22pm On May 26, 2012 |
Na joke? |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by Lagusta(m): 11:37pm On May 26, 2012 |
Thunbs up8-) |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by sunnshyn(f): 11:40pm On May 26, 2012 |
Really nice joke! |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by MizLiz(f): 9:57am On Jun 02, 2012 |
so soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny! *pants* |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by EfemenaXY: 10:22pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
The heck!! Recycled or not, who cares?? Love the joke @poster - well done. |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by kay9(m): 1:10pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
r_o_b_b_y: Abeg jor, make we hear word. Dis 'merix' sweet pass your own version. |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by slimchi2k2(m): 7:59pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
nice |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by Ajibel(m): 8:16pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
shit...dis is d dryest i've read today... no offence @op...it made no sense |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
Seen dis before, but u modified urs to be more funnier. Nice one..... |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by mikerob116(m): 5:05pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
LOL.... |
Re: We Never Reach Ijebu Ode? by Ruqaya(f): 6:24pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
funny bt i'll drop this in d recycle bin |
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