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Father And Son by kaybee(m): 4:06pm On May 25, 2006
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies, "Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when you're having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it. The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six condoms asks, "Why six?" The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the same question.
The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, "
Re: Father And Son by O4real(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2006
grin grin grin, once a month nah!
Re: Father And Son by omoekun3(m): 8:34pm On Jun 02, 2006
Tht is sooooo Funny. Real nice cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Re: Father And Son by spikelord(m): 9:18pm On Jun 02, 2006
Recycled angry angry angry
Re: Father And Son by mukina2: 9:20pm On Jun 02, 2006
spikelord stop recyclin peeps jokes angry angry angry angry grin grin grin grin
Re: Father And Son by eveseh(f): 11:16pm On Jun 02, 2006
lol lol
Re: Father And Son by spikelord(m): 12:10am On Jun 03, 2006
Haha!
Re: Father And Son by dondee2(m): 11:13am On Apr 01, 2008
fucking nice
Re: Father And Son by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Apr 01, 2008
good one
Re: Father And Son by fineyabber: 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2008
Oh Lawd! the dawg is here. clemcydawg
Re: Father And Son by clemcykul(f): 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2008
clemcydawg dats ur name ryte, foolish fool
Re: Father And Son by gilgee(m): 5:29pm On Apr 01, 2008
Clemcy darling na when them turn you into doggy?
Re: Father And Son by kronkykay(m): 9:55am On Apr 02, 2008
. . . . . .since clem noticed u couldn't perform well in the missionary. . . . . .

he/she had to assume the status of a dog. . . . . . .maybe you'll see dat he/she needs it from behind. . . . . .
Re: Father And Son by segunpc(m): 10:13am On Apr 02, 2008
pple just dey use torch light look for trouble in the night.
Re: Father And Son by fineyabber: 10:16am On Apr 02, 2008
kronkykay:

. . . . . .since clem noticed u couldn't perform well in the missionary. . . . . .

he/she had to assume the status of a dog. . . . . . .maybe you'll see that he/she needs it from behind. . . . . .


Omorogbe oo! Gilgee? Clemcydawg?, Wonders shall never end!

@kronkykay: Are you saying  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Father And Son by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Apr 02, 2008
*watches as they all display thier gift of stupidity*

continue ur parade of stupidity and i shall grade u all according 2 ur display.

am used to ur bullshit cuzz they thickn my hide, being a clem not a once day job cool
Re: Father And Son by fineyabber: 11:06am On Apr 02, 2008
clemcykul:

*watches as they all display their gift of stupidity*

continue your parade of stupidity and i shall grade u all according 2 your display.

am used to your bullshit cuzz they thickn my hide, being a clem not a once day job cool
I dey gbadun you jare. First class Inglis student! grin
Re: Father And Son by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Apr 02, 2008
thank u jare grin its not easy to be spoking wat u are learned, u wan try dis one?

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