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Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Queen's English Quotes,......cr Ack Ya Ribs! by thompson1510(m): 9:39pm On Jul 23, 2013
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children.
(Fucking cunt)
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his
children.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
(Fucking piece of shit)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making
some children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their
NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my
family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a
very bad person,
infact I'm a sadder woman right now and
Mr. President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,sad dest..
Hahhahahahaha....

Re: Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Queen's English Quotes,......cr Ack Ya Ribs! by kreamidiva(f): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2013
#ribs cracking#..........old gist!
Re: Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Queen's English Quotes,......cr Ack Ya Ribs! by RedCard1(m): 4:25pm On Jul 24, 2013
thompson1510: 1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children.
(Fucking cunt)
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his
children.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
(Fucking piece of shit)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making
some children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their
NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my
family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a
very bad person,
infact I'm a sadder woman right now and
Mr. President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,sad dest..
Hahhahahahaha....
lmaooooo. Laugh wan tear my belle ooo. Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 13 and 14 are the funniest. This woman is a great comic actress. Ojukwu's mahood lives on? On behalf of 2 million, u donate your family? They killed their parents and made them widows? Hahahahahaha.

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