There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone sitting on one of the benches rings. One of the men pick it up and the following conversation ensues:

Hello?

Honey, it's me.

Sugar!

Are you at the club?

Yes.

Great! I am at the mall, two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat, it is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?

What's the price?

Only $1,500.00

Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much,

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001models.

I saw one that I really liked. I spoke to the salesman and he gave me a really sharp price, and since we need to upgrade from the BMW that we bought last year,

What price did he quote you?

Only $60,000

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great!, before we hang up, there is something else.

What?

It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw that house we looked at last year, it's on sale!!! Remember? The one with the pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property,

What's the asking price?

Only $450,000, a magnificent price and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover,

Well then go ahead and buy it, but put in an offer of $420,000, ok?

OK Sweetie, thanks! See you later. I love you.

Bye, I do too,

The man hangs up, closes the phone flap and raises his hand while saying,

















, does anyone have any idea who this phone belongs to?!!

someone must die oooo!

that guy just signed someone's death warrant.

nahhhh, it was actually recycled.

yo its like u've seen all the jokes on nairaland!

lol ahaha funny

dabby:

yo its like u've seen all the jokes on nairaland!

i can see u r new here, well. not ya fault hun. i have seen many jokes here but not all the jokes .


people like dm and micklplus have seen all the joke.



welcome to nairaland dabby. have fun.

really?

no harm intended

though i'm not a [i][/i]girl.