#1 Bako was being chased by
two
men for one of his
numerous crimes. Bako ran
into the forest and the men
followed him.
Bako got into the forest
and climbed a tree. The two
men got to the tree where
Bako was and did not
know where he ran to.
Angrily, one of the men
retorted: "This boy has
escaped again".
His colleague replied: "I
know him, if I call his
name thrice, he will answer
me!.
On hearing this Bako
laughed from the tree and
said to the men:
"hahahahaha if u like call
my name from now till next
year, I will not answer u, do
u think i'm the Bako of last
year?.
one word for Bako

#2...ASUU PLEASE NA... it haf do
na!!
The 2009 ASUU strike that
lasted for 109 days brought
out the best and worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed,
many female students came
with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE
BELLIES produced names
like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE,
ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA,
ABISASU…
Now that the WEATHER is
for 2[cold tinz].
Small time now we'd begin to
see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU
ASUUSEYI
MOJERE
ASUUGBEMI
ASUUTUNDE
ASUUFIFEHANMI…
Keep it rolling...

Ok bin gbagbo I see You Sha...Bako Offer the guy German Stone

All Of una wey dey view and no dey drop kechili inside I see una to

#3...Bako went to USA and had
a 1 on 1 meeting with
Obama.
OBAMA: I want to show you
how much advanced we are.
Come with me, (He takes him
to a forest.) Dig the ground.
Bako dig it.
OBAMA : More….More… More!
Bako went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to
search for something.
Bako : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows
that even 100 years ago
we used to have
telephones.
Bako became frustrated.
He invited OBAMA to Nigeria.
That year, OBAMA visited
Nigeria.
Bako : I want to show you
our advancement. He takes
OBAMA to a forest.
Bako: Dig it... obama does.
Bako: More….More…
More……
OBAMA goes upto almost
400 feet.
Bako :Try to find
something.
OBAMA tried.
Bako : Did you get
anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing
here.
Bako: you know, it shows
that even 400 years ago,
we used to have WIRELESS
mobile!

#4...FACTS ABT NAIJA GALS ND
BREAKUPS!
(1)When u dump a gal frm
CALABAR she
will beat u and force u to
take
her back
lol
(2)Wen u dump an ABJ babe
she will
cry day nd night (3)If u
dump a gal frm BENIN gal
she
will bewitch and when u wake
up in the
morning your balls must have
dissapearedX_X (4)Wen u
dump an ENUGU gal she wil
try to make it up to u nd
beg
u for
anoda chance (5)Wen u
dump
a gal frm IMO(OWERRI)
she won't even notice u
existed
hahahaha (6)Dump a WARRI
gal she go drink to
stupor bt go later arrange
guys for you
hehehe (7)Try to dump a
gal
frm LAGOS nd she
will sleep wit all ur frends=))
(You dnt wana dump a PH
chick cos
the next week she go bring
her
wedding IV for u=D (9)Dump
a galfrm KANO nd she wil
report u to her dad nd you
will marry
her at gunpoint. (10)OK na
dump an ANAMBRA gal nd
she wil trick ur dad into
marryn her nd
becomes ur stepmum nd
inherits ur
dads property when he is
nomore
leaving u with notin hehehe

Make una dey drop kechili(comment)to support this movement.......

#5...LOVE LETTER FROM BAKO
Hello Girl,
APPLECASION FOR LOVE
OF YOU
I want to write you this
letter. Because every time
I saw you opposite with
my house in our area,
you saw me and I also
saw you and I saw you
everyday. But I have
watch you for a severlly
times. The way your
behavior is good for me,
I want to take you as a
good girl friend. Because
you are the beautiful girl
in this town and in our
nationlity. So I love you
like a flower. But one
thing is that, I want to
talk to you I love you but
I can see you does not
have time. That is why I
shouldn't come and talk to
you.Sometimes, i want to
come to the house that
you are siting inside on
the road side but
everybody is passing
there that is why I am
filling shamful to come
there and talk to you on
your face. If you think
that, you cannot read and
understanding this letter
just call me and talk to me
in a security place. After
reading these letter give
me the reply or the
answer. I am hopefully
that you will consider me
your love. I am finish.
Good bye.
Yours everything
Bako.
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of 0 to 10

U knw say e get d kind car wey u go drive...na u go dey even xplain giv pple say no be Taxi!

Interviewer: So whats your name?
Gal: My name is Rose.
Interviewer: What are your other names??
Gal: Yellow cici,fine gal,obimo etc

Ok I just went on Sabatical(oyibo),....Mc Mastiff I see You,na You try pass,unlike this other viewers wey no dey drop comment, with their Nose like expired Pant...... .Oya Bako offer the Guy German Stone.

#6... Teacher:- ''what is 1+1?''
Children: ''8"
Teacher: "correct" what is
2+5?
Children: "14"
Teacher:- "correct"
Teacher:- "what is 4+6?
Children:"20
Teacher:- "correct, Who is
the
president of nigeria?
Children. Olamide
Teacher. Correct, Who is
the governor of anambra
state?
Children. Tuface Idibia
Teacher. Correct! Good! It
will Remain like that until
government increases my
salary.

#7



Principal : Why Were U
Absent
Yesterday ?
BAKO : I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako
The Lateness Specialist,
nothing
will Stop me from punishing
U.
Now Answer Me......Who
Died ?
BAKO : Thank you,
Principal,
The first son of the Cousin
of my
Grand Mother's youngest
Nephew Who is also the
Youngest Stepbrother to
the
Woman who gave Birth to
my
Uncle's Youngest Step-Son
and
He Was Also...........
...!
PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr
ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!..
Just go to the Class!

#7



Principal : Why Were U
Absent
Yesterday ?
BAKO : I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako
The Lateness Specialist,
nothing
will Stop me from punishing
U.
Now Answer Me......Who
Died ?
BAKO : Thank you,
Principal,
The first son of the Cousin
of my
Grand Mother's youngest
Nephew Who is also the
Youngest Stepbrother to
the
Woman who gave Birth to
my
Uncle's Youngest Step-Son
and
He Was Also...........
...!
PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr
ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!..
Just go to the Class!

#7



Principal : Why Were U
Absent
Yesterday ?
BAKO : I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako
The Lateness Specialist,
nothing
will Stop me from punishing
U.
Now Answer Me......Who
Died ?
BAKO : Thank you,
Principal,
The first son of the Cousin
of my
Grand Mother's youngest
Nephew Who is also the
Youngest Stepbrother to
the
Woman who gave Birth to
my
Uncle's Youngest Step-Son
and
He Was Also...........
...!
PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr
ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!..
Just go to the Class!