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Offerings by Darkchild(m): 12:46am On May 26, 2006
Not sure if u guys have read this before, but here goes!!!

A Hausa man, a Yoruba man and an Ibo man where told to make offerings at a church.

The hausa man drew a circle and said he will throw money up in the air and any note that lands in the circle is for God and anynote that falls outside the circle is his.

The yoruba man drew a thin str8 line and said any note that lands on the line is for God and off the line is his own.

The ibo man, as im sense plenty said that, he will throw his money in the air and anyone that God catches is for God and the rest for himself.
Re: Offerings by ToyM28(f): 1:38am On May 26, 2006
Another nice one. impressice. Lmao. grin grin grin
M proud of ma ppl.
Re: Offerings by micklplus(m): 8:38am On May 26, 2006
You try and this joke is still very funny forever and ever. its been here before
Nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: Offerings by sexynes(f): 8:55am On May 26, 2006
Very funny! Ibo people and their sense. LOL

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