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A Son In_law by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jul 28, 2013
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. .
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .
Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. . Father-In-Law : U club too? .
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started club bing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer .
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. .
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right

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Re: A Son In_law by Dhortunn(m): 2:21pm On Jul 28, 2013
K
Re: A Son In_law by VINGOD: 6:38pm On Jul 28, 2013
TOO FUNNY
Re: A Son In_law by Iaz93: 11:16pm On Jul 28, 2013
a joke?? undecided
Re: A Son In_law by Nobody: 5:25am On Jul 29, 2013
Iaz93: a joke?? undecided
undecided
Re: A Son In_law by aquaprin90: 12:52pm On Jul 29, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
Lolz..poor man he doesn't have any other option.
Re: A Son In_law by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jul 30, 2013
aquaprin90: grin grin grin grin grin
Lolz..poor man he doesn't have any other option.
na who wan die grin
Re: A Son In_law by deife(m): 12:18pm On Aug 14, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin LWTMB!!!
Absolutely hilarious!
@ OP: Did you author this joke? I'm still laughing.
Re: A Son In_law by Nobody: 2:29pm On Aug 14, 2013
deife: grin grin grin grin grin LWTMB!!!
Absolutely hilarious!
@ OP: Did you author this joke? I'm still laughing.
yes i did smiley
Re: A Son In_law by funkyjms: 2:33pm On Aug 14, 2013
*yawn*
Re: A Son In_law by Nobody: 3:00pm On Aug 14, 2013
funkyjms: *yawn*
guess u must be hungry lil boy,cos of the way you yawned undecided

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Re: A Son In_law by deife(m): 7:37am On Aug 15, 2013
smothly: yes i did smiley
Re: A Son In_law by deife(m): 7:41am On Aug 15, 2013
smothly: guess u must be hungry lil boy,cos of the way you yawned undecided

Smothly, he's just a silly lil' boy.

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