Hapi sunday. Take this joke
Two little boys stole a BIG bag
of orange from their neighbor
& decided to go to a calm place
to share the loot equally. One
of them suggested the nearby
cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, 2 oranges fell
out of the bag behind the gate
but they didn't bother to pick
them since they had enough in
the bag. Few minutes later,a drunkard on his way from a
bar passes near the cemetery
gate and heard a voice saying:
“One for Me, One for U. “One for
Me, One for U”He immediately
sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the church near by for
the Priest. "Father please come
with me, come and witness
God & Satan sharing corpse at
the cemetery. ”They both ran
back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for
Me, One for U, One for Me, One
for U..." Suddenly the voice
stopped counting and says:
“What about the two at the
gate?Come see marathon! The priest almost ran past the
church gate

@poster. You are making me T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ laugh on an empty stomAch...LMAo!!!...ii ‎​₪☺ fit shout

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abeg, no let me laugh out my intestine o

i so love this

I just hope say my neighbours no think otherwise cos na only me dey inside.

Very funny