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| Hallelujah! And Amen! by furlee(m): 3:07pm On May 26, 2006 |
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah", he rode off very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no, 'Bible, Church!, Please Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer, "Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff. "HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man. |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by trailblaze: 3:10pm On May 26, 2006 |
OMG! The man is dead be that ke. Pretty nice. |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by baby4u2(f): 9:02pm On May 26, 2006 |
okay this was one funny joke. lol |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by mukina2: 9:44pm On May 26, 2006 |
FunNy |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by tyboy(m): 10:05pm On May 26, 2006 |
i cry this man don die oooooooooooooooooooooh  |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by diddy4(m): 3:04pm On May 27, 2006 |
and dat is when the donkey threw the man out of the cliff. and the man went six feet straight to hell. and the donkey went back to the preacher. mission accomplished.  |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by eveseh(f): 4:39pm On May 28, 2006 |
lol lol |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by nike4luv(f): 4:40pm On May 28, 2006 |
lol! foool  |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by furlee(m): 10:15am On May 30, 2006 |
diddy4dt: Story completed |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by diddy4(m): 8:51pm On May 30, 2006 |
lol, didnt know someone will see that. |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by kiki(f): 10:11pm On May 30, 2006 |
hahahahaha that man is dead |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by spikelord(m): 9:11am On Jun 03, 2006 |
No long thing, He might shout Halleluia once again maybe the horse can turn back and go to it's owner! |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by micklplus(m): 11:43am On Jan 07, 2008 |
I laughed my head off !! very Nice One. Cheers |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by aristole(m): 1:21pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Hallelujah |
| Re: Hallelujah! And Amen! by clemcykul(f): 6:48pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
yep! A GOOD JOKE AT LAST! nice one furlee u got ROFMLO |
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