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Sunday School Lesson by aliakibu(m): 10:51pm On May 28, 2008 |
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!” … the teacher fainted! What'd You Think? for more goto www.jokesng..com |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by AKO1(m): 11:03pm On May 28, 2008 |
What'd You Think? A little above average, didnt make me lol. |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by krama(m): 1:30am On May 29, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by Nobody: 5:06am On May 29, 2008 |
@ threader, nice joke |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by Jeovy(m): 7:50am On May 29, 2008 |
Is Janice the only student in class, the teacher had it coming.nice |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On May 30, 2008 |
good one lol |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by Cayon(f): 9:15pm On May 31, 2008 |
hahahahahaa. ali akibu: |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by ndumart: 9:38pm On May 31, 2008 |
Jeovy: lol |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by Emma4dfuture(m): 7:48pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
oww!(what does dat "stick"mean?) |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by clemcykul(f): 8:21am On Jun 02, 2008 |
it means wat u dont wanna knoe |
Re: Sunday School Lesson by annoited(m): 10:30am On Jun 02, 2008 |
heard it before |
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