One day the pope decided to travel by car from vatican to Jerusalem to celebrate jewish Tora Feast. before the event starts the Pope must be present and at time, as is the most important Guest. at 8 O' clock the party begins, on Pope Chronometer, it is indicating 7:30 and the Pope still in Vatican.
coming from the room very quickly and found the driver preparing the vehicle. when the driver saw the pontifical Highness, he imediatly open the door and ready to go but the Pope said i am very late and I have to drive myself The driver surprised but he said nothing and the driver seat on the opposite side. being very late, he was Driving with high speedy 360 Km/H without respecting any Road Code and signal. the drive asks the pope with trembling voice and said, your Highness do you have Driving Licence ? the Police will stuck us Please reduce the speed but his request was not accepted by the pope. after 3 kilometers away in jerusalem to reach the palace , the Police was very surprised seing a Limousine with high speedy and they were obliged to stop the car and The pope Stopped. then the Policeman approaches to identify the driver. from the windscreen, he saw the pontifical Face. very surprised and he back quickly to his Car and touches the radio to comunicate the High court what is happenning


Policeman : Hallo, Hallo
High Court : Yes On Line Can I Help

Policeman : I cau, cau, cau, caught Him

High Court : you Caught What ?

Policeman : Very High Identity

High Court : who did you catch ? the Governor ?

PoliceMan : no no . Very High Identity

High Court: but who ? the prime Minister ?

PoliceMan : no no . Very Very High Identity

HighCourt: but who ? do not be afraid bring him here . Who is the guy you caught ?

Policeman: I Think is Jesus Christ

High Court : what proves that is Jesus Christ

Policeman : Because the pope is the Driver

Good one,ya damn good

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i luv dat!

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