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Time For Arsenal Fans To Port by Milllz: 11:12pm On Aug 01, 2013
Sorry, don't know where to put this, saw it on fb, actually very interesting though a few of them are not true. Enjoy!

Since Arsenal last won a trophy
(21st May 2005 (Forgive Me Arsenal Fans): 8 years, 2 months, 8 days,
19hours, 51 minutes, 29 seconds.
Lets take a look at some of the
things that have happened since then...
1) Lionel Messi turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/ awards, including 4 consecutive Ballon d'Ors.
2) Steven Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool.
3) Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79.
4) Members of that 2005 have won 53 trophies elsewhere.
5) Chelsea have had 9 different managers.
6) Technology skipped a
generation.
7) Lionel Messi has scored
269 goals..
8.) Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in wages.
9) 29 English teams have won domestic trophies.
10) England national team have been exactly the same (SHIT&OVERRATED )
11) Juventus and man City have been relegated, promoted and won the
league.
12) Liverpool have won 5 trophies [This time it isn't a HISTORY story wink]
13) Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and
won 15 trophies.
14) Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new players.
15) Birmingham City have been relegated three times, promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against arsenal...
16)Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated.
17) The planet'Mercury' has orbited the sun 32 times.
18) 390 people have been caught masturbating in the street on Google Street View.
19) Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams.
20) Twitter has been created and gained over 500 million users.
21) Man. City have spent about £930 Million pounds on players.
22) Every English club across every English league has changed manager.
23) Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2.
24) Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles
consecutively, including World Cup.
25) Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32 games... Oh and he's won 5trophies.
26) Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got
married & had 2 kids.. and he's won 6 trophies.
27) Zambia won the AFCON.
28) Chelsea and Bayern signed 177 midfielders.
29) The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calm down Barcelona fans, I wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape tongue]
30) There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... dafuq?
31) Chuck Norris has personally taken down 1,122 international terrorists.
32) Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5 times.. [incredible, this coming from Robbencheesy]
33) Wayne Rooney has grown hair, lost it, purchased a hair
transplant and then lost it again.
34) Then again. Nigeria won the AFCON. We the best!!!

I wonder how a person has managed to support Arsenal this long, I'd rather support the Entebbe Young of Uganda.
Re: Time For Arsenal Fans To Port by LoveFootball1: 1:00am On Aug 02, 2013
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