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The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 12:02pm On May 30, 2008
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.

Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On May 30, 2008
wtfu****k




nice tho wink
Re: The Cheating Husband by MmaUche: 1:21pm On May 30, 2008
what the woman did is not good, because she is not surposed to let the husband  know what she is doing. A man can do what ever he likes but a woman can not , so what the woman did is very bad all over the world. Off course it is a joke.
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On May 30, 2008
newbie in action.

ooh thou rigtheous mma uche, laff it off who cares what ryte or wurong huh?
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 1:48pm On May 30, 2008
@clemcykul
lol
Re: The Cheating Husband by manickal(m): 2:13pm On May 30, 2008
hey, the newb is ryte. women don't have the ryte.
Re: The Cheating Husband by folly69(m): 2:17pm On May 30, 2008
pleeeeeaaase just take the joke part and live de moralty part to urself capiche? wink
Re: The Cheating Husband by Emperoh(m): 2:18pm On May 30, 2008
Who's preaching John 3:16 here
Save us that right and wrong details
Just enjoy the joke and pray u weren't amongst the friends eating the cookies grin grin
Re: The Cheating Husband by folly69(m): 2:21pm On May 30, 2008
Just enjoy the joke and pray u weren't amongst the friends eating the cookies grin grin

lmao grin grin
Re: The Cheating Husband by manickal(m): 2:22pm On May 30, 2008
embarassed
Re: The Cheating Husband by folly69(m): 2:25pm On May 30, 2008
guy wetin do u?
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 2:57pm On May 30, 2008
why ask judas what the problem is?
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 3:06pm On May 30, 2008
lool
Re: The Cheating Husband by manickal(m): 3:45pm On May 30, 2008
who be Judas?
Re: The Cheating Husband by folly69(m): 3:55pm On May 30, 2008
na clem talk shay na u?
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 3:55pm On May 30, 2008
i think it was judas in d bible
Re: The Cheating Husband by folly69(m): 4:04pm On May 30, 2008
ehn?
Re: The Cheating Husband by ayusman16(m): 4:05pm On May 30, 2008
Nna men! I swear would never taste cookies again!
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 4:16pm On May 30, 2008
@ayusman
lol do u cheat ni
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 4:34pm On May 30, 2008
na cheater na
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 4:53pm On May 30, 2008
@clemcykul
hw do u knw he is a cheater
Re: The Cheating Husband by bbchamz(m): 5:15pm On May 30, 2008
lol 9ice


yuck! d guy must realli feel bad lipsrsealed
Re: The Cheating Husband by olulu(m): 5:23pm On May 30, 2008
the moral of d joke is, . . . . . . . . .
don't eat home made cookies
grin grin grin grin grin

lol

crazy wife


nice one
abby girl.
u wanna hang out with,
u knw,
so dat u can make me laugh,
PRIVATELY
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 5:28pm On May 30, 2008
@ olulu
lol why privately? shocked
Re: The Cheating Husband by olulu(m): 5:32pm On May 30, 2008
well, i might want to laugh quietly into ur ears

u know, spanish style
grin grin grin
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 5:41pm On May 30, 2008
@olulu
hmmmmn spanish style; that looks interesting grin
Re: The Cheating Husband by Nobody: 2:51pm On May 31, 2008
Whatever undecided
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On May 31, 2008
*stumbles upon the potential lovers*
aww sorry peeps *exits thru the window*
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 7:55pm On Jun 24, 2008
hmmmmmmmn
Re: The Cheating Husband by kenypumpin: 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2008
the woman really try sha shocked
Re: The Cheating Husband by Abbygyal(f): 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2008
@kenny pumpin
i knw u can do beta.
Re: The Cheating Husband by clemcykul(f): 9:07am On Jun 25, 2008
hmmm toasting before clem is a crime

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