E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop for Wuse. E get one oyinbo man wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyinbo man chop finish him go shout "heey!", so i wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decide to chop wetin di oyinbo man dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d restaurant last week friday i order wetin di man dey chop dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am. I surprise say i no shout i even collect 2 xtra plate but i still no shout. Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na #45,000 then d xtra plate na another #90,000 na then i come shout heyyyyyyy! Heyyyyyyy!! Heyyyyyy!!! Heiiiiiiiii... Till i reach house i still dey shout.

mek i 4low u shout heeyyyyyyy cuz u don enta