Fantastic, Guy keep it up,

lysaa:

now, u guys are having a good time with your come-backs, u can as well start up your thread instead , this thread is supposed to be for ladies on;ly

Come on lysaa, we are just having some fun like we were

no harm at all

women are like a run down paddlock, any key opens.

lol, sincity!

I'll BE BACK

Girl, where are u off to

to get some more men jokes.

i'll be waiting

madam poster u try why r u running to pls come back , cos u women are so chep u can get a party for ten naira [flash=200,200][/flash]

what girl have u been hanging out with ? better step up ur game

Hi lysaa, please do come back with some more jokes, i'm feeling u girl

nice 1 guys keep it comin let them gals know its a mans world.women are like elastic rubber, tight initially and expands as time goes on till they slack.

una plan to spoil me no go work

hmmmn saucy how u dey longtime,who wan spoil u pikin wey don rotten since.

me sef i no know who wan spoil me
how u dey na?

Got a hold of this site by luck(?),  couldn't help but feel lysaa. But, am a Guy and I got to get back. No hardfeelings.
But truth be told, ur not that creative, here's d link to ur Men like jokes - http://dogs.crawler.com/rl/te27_sr-1/Women-Are-Like-Jokes.html?rlh, next time I think u should have added a reference. (Remember d old way of doing things u quote the author).

Since there's no originality anywhere I'll give u mine(Women Like Jokes) :

1)   Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
2)   A woman is like a pack of cards ,

, You need a heart to love her

, A diamond to marry her

, A club to smash her head in

, And a spade to bury the bitch

3) Women are like condoms, u don't want to keep them after using.

4) Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. (** A Plus 4 u**).

5)Women are like phones, Insert ur SIM(manliness) and they don't want u to go.

6) Women are like Antivirus too protective and always needing an Update.
more still comin

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Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women

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Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

Dogs don't cry.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot-rubs.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Nice one bro.

But u were just too brutal

uhm . . . .

@javaprince

nice one dawg

na wah o javerprince, whoever said I created the joke? I stumbled into it and thot it would be fun to have it onhere. hmm, BTW, nice jokes u've got there hey. .

U guys, keep em flowing in. would still get back at u anyway but for now, got exams at hand.

so u get exams you come dey show here

na u dey pay my sch fees?

nice one lyssa
they all made me laugh

men are like chewing gum, when the sweets are off, u simply throw them away or stick them somewhere 2 go get another lol

nice ones guz and galz

@lysaa,

Which exam are u going to write, SSCE or Post-Master's Diploma

Anyway best of luck to u. And make sure u don't make use of advance Micro-Chips

princesa:

nice one lyssa
they all made me laugh

men are like chewing gum, when the sweets are off, u simply throw them away or stick them somewhere 2 go get another lol

Women are like cars, when they are new u want to take the out, show off with them to friends, etc, , but once it's old u just get tired of it and don't bother to take it out anymore.

yes guys just for the ladies so would you plz get of our tread

Men are like undies and need to be changed at anytime

@sincity
atleast they get re-sold, but chewing gums get thrown away.


men are also like oranges, suck up the juice, eat the flesh if you wish and leave the rest 4 goats.

shylladear:

yes guys just for the ladies so would you plz get of our tread

And who the HECK are u , to spit such out

princesa:

@sincity
atleast they get re-sold, but chewing gums get thrown away.


men are also like oranges, suck up the juice, eat the flesh if you wish and leave the rest 4 goats.

U mean Women are like oranges.

Women are like diapers, they are non- reusable. U mess they up once and dump them

no i mean men ^{make up ur own words}

Yes u mean WO men

well there nothing much i can do
if u refuse to see the handwriting ^{help urself first}

U could just accept and swallow ur type

my type are cool calm as i have b4 said,
urs are troublesome and orangelike am in a good mood now ^{get thee behind me now}
and dnt wake the anaconda

we don hear