Woman Turns Into Dog While Dancing To Alingo.

Strange scenes were reported at a Night Club in Makurdi yesterday, after a young Woman, Mimidoo Terungwa, transformed into a dog as she danced to P-Square’s Alingo.
According to eye witness accounts, the Club is located beside the house of a popular and powerful Juju man, known simply as Terkimbi Msughter, who had always complained about noise emanating from the club.
The Juju man got really angry last night as the club was making a lot of noise while playing ALINGO, forcing the juju man to prepare a quick charm which he took down to the club.
The 1st person he met as he barged into the club was Miss Mimidoo, just as she was dancing and screaming
“She’s making me bark like a bingo”.
He promptly poured the charm powder on her body, and she continued “woofing”, and barking as she slowly transformed into a dog.

The Club owner and Mimidoo’s parents have begged Terkimbi to reverse the charm, which he has agreed to do, after they make an offering of 8 Blue Kolanuts, 4 wraps of weed, a menstruating snail, a pregnant 3 legged carnivorous goat with bad eyesight an brand new iphone 5 (not london used).

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