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Give A Brief Profile Of Yourself by ebamma(m): 7:07pm On Aug 11, 2013
My Name=ebamma ekamma udomma
My Age:i don begin phuck since i no be small pikin again
My Occupation: i been dey ride okada for lagos as dem fashola come ban us i come go benin, now oshomole don ban us for benin, so right now i dey sell garri and groundnut for traffic light for mushin
Address:sometimes i dey sleep for third mainland bridge sometimes inside abandoned molue bus sometimes inside police cell so i no get fixed address
Marital Status:so u been dey expect pesin were dey sell garri and groundnut for traffic light to marry abi?
Qualifications:Msc in okada riding, Bsc in running from kai, lastma, and police, Rsc in running after cars to sell my garri, Hiv in phucking girls without condom
Schools Attended: school of okada: started in 2005-2012.
Garri people's school :started in 2012 am in my first year
Life Quotes:for all have sinned and fall short of water to drink their garri

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