Conversation between a Rat and
Man
Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.
Man: hello, who am i speaking
wit?
Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr
John,
who is
dis pls?
Rat: so u no recognize my voice
abi? Na me
ur
room mate.
Man: u say what?.
Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur
room now..
Man: i beg ur pardon?
Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i
never
chop since yesterday wey u waka
comot. I check
that place wey u dey put food i
no see
anything.
I check d kitchen nothing. I even
check ur fridge no single food there. E
be like say
u wan kili me
abi.. No problem, i jux say make
i let u
know say
that ur certificate 4 inside your
wardrobe
wey
dem write LAGOS STATE
UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot.
Remaining
"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY. Let me see
which work u go
take"GOS" state
university find.
...(rat ends call):O =))
if this were possible and happened to you what will you do....