Breaking News : ASUU READY TO
SUSPEND STRIKE ...
After a crucial meeting held at
Abuja today, the
National President of the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities, (ASUU) Dr. Nasir
Fagge said the federal
government and the union have
finally reached a
compromise and the strike will be suspended by Friday
sequel to the fact that their needs
have been met by
the federal government. He urged
students to go back
to their various schools and start
work,and also
lamented that the lecturers should
resume work too
but they should not teach the
students until Kano
Pillars wins UEFA Champions
League . In his final
statement,he said students should
go and learn a trade
and leave ASUU and FG alone to
continue their SEASON
FILM ..

how old are u op?

Mods,can you please move this thread to the Jokes section

This is what you get when the management of the hospital at Yaba left decides to allow patients get direct access to phones and computers.

Op I like your sense of humour though. But for the mental case, I am sure you would have made it big as a comedian for kids below 6.

Don't take it personal oh even though I know many persons here share my opinion about your case.

Am just joking o. Please don't forget to take your drugs for noon ok.

Some enuretic folks... #whistling#