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The Monkey And A Man by anycorner(op): 8:06pm On May 29, 2006
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest. The weather was very
hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his
whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
Then he heard some monkeys on top of the tree and he looked up. To his
surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They had taken all his hats!
The hat-seller sits down and try to think of how he can get the hats down.
He started to think and scratched his head. The next moment, he realized
that the monkeys were doing the same thing.
Next, he took down his own hat and fanned himself. The monkeys did exactly
the same! An idea struck him - he took his hat and threw it on the floor.
And the monkeys did the same too. Happily, he collected all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat-seller and also got to
hear the monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his
grandfather, he passed by the same forest. Feeling very hot, he took a nap
under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
Again, when he woke up, he realized that all his hats were gone. He looked
up and found that the monkeys had taken all his hats. Remembering what his
grandfather had told him, he started scratching his head and the monkeys
followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he threw his hat on the
floor, but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats!
Then one bold monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
and sneered , "you think say na only you get grand-papa??"
Re: The Monkey And A Man by eveseh(f): 8:26pm On May 29, 2006
lol lol
Re: The Monkey And A Man by spikelord(m): 1:45am On May 30, 2006
Recycled angry angry angry angry
Re: The Monkey And A Man by kellygirl(f): 2:59pm On May 30, 2006
recycled but still funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Monkey And A Man by ToyM28(f): 7:19pm On May 30, 2006
lol
Re: The Monkey And A Man by kiki(f): 10:21pm On May 30, 2006
I don't get it
Re: The Monkey And A Man by ToyM28(f): 1:59am On May 31, 2006
@ kiki, in oder words the monkeys grandpapa also told dem of his own experience, thereby warning dem dat they shld be smarter.
Re: The Monkey And A Man by faf(f): 2:02am On May 31, 2006
grin
Re: The Monkey And A Man by Fimmy(m): 4:51am On May 31, 2006
lol
Re: The Monkey And A Man by diddy4(m): 5:44am On May 31, 2006
3rd time am seeing this joke with 3 different headings. its still funny but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

angry angry angry angry recycled angry angry angry angry
Re: The Monkey And A Man by jaguda(m): 8:44am On May 31, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin its meant to humour us not for to kip saying recycled. if e easy u post your own original joke. stop putting people down with this recycled stuff.

I thank God my grandfada was not a hat seller, i would have strangled dat monkey.
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