NOTE: The article below is strictly for individual with open mind and individual that has been following national politics and news for atleast 10 years before now.
ONLY IN NIGERIA YOU WILL FIND THESE;
(1) Kerosine more expensive than petrol (a waste product of God given crude oil)
(2) Only in Nigeria will a government explore crude oil, export to oversees and later import back to her citizens.
(3) Nigeria is the only OPEC member that sells fuel to her citizens at exorbitant price.
(4) Only in Nigeria will a sitting president tell his citizens that an election is DO or DIE. Make i point finger?
(5) Only Nigeria will allow one man to rice her, noddles her, pasta her, oil and gas her, sugar her, even to the extent of salting and cementing her. I beg make we face reality johr.
(6) Only Nigerian governments award a contract thrice in four years
(7) Only Nigeria asks her citizens to pay exorbitant form fee before offering them jobs. Abi e no dey happen for ogun state.
( Only Nigeria allow Australia to mint her currency.
(9) Only in Nigeria you will find a state governor owning refineries in Syngapore and not one is functioning to half of it's capacity talkless of full capacity in the whole of his country.
(10) Na only in Nigeria X-ray machine go see COCAINE inside human being, but he no go ever shit am.
(11) Na only Nigeria u go see cow dey invade airport, ask Northerners now.
(12) Na only Nigeria one plane go land for airport and all the light go switch off, una sabi that man now, RIP.
(13) Only Nigeria president do not give a damn.
(14) Only in Nigeria will an honourable speak in a language which people in his contituency may or will never understand, should i name him?
(15) It's only in Nigeria you are forced to pay for power supply you never consumed.
(16) Only a Nigerian politician will say that politics is his business, you sabi the man for Ibadan now.
(17) Only in Nigeria will a religion body funds an institute and less than 20% of her members will be able to send thier wards to such institute.
(18) Nigeria is the only country with highest number of churches per christian.
(19) Nigeria export 80 varieties of buscuit.
(20) Only Nigeria you will see a citizen that died in the country, flown with chartered airplane to abroad just to embalm it and returned back to Nigeria.
Do you know of anything that happens only in Nigeria? Feel free to add yours.
PROUDLY NIGERIAN.

only in Nigeria....do u get paid in billions for terrorising,kidnapping and causing general hardship.... ask militant.

only Nigeria.... cattle men dey carry ak47 unchecked while ordinary citizens no fit carry table knife.

only Nigeria, hardship go cause person go join national association of unemployed graduate....ask nairaland.

only Nigeria old man go carry abunna wire small pickin and them no go do am anything..

only Nigeria people go complain tire about the leadership and looting and them no go fit back am up with action....

Only Nigeria them go promote person weh no sabi on computer not to talk of knowing him organization's website... while computer wizards they roam the street. #clearsThroat# dtz all.


once again, proudly Nigeria.

Only in Nigeria will you see people find fault in everything and never speak up or propose any form of correction or eve as little as grassroot movement

Well done OP. This "only in Nigeria" point was the same I made on the thread below because I found it appalling how Nigeria is always the home of routine excessive greed and senselessly exploitative and inhumane actions not seen anywhere else.

We should begin to speak up so political and social awareness can grow that will begin to make Nigerians also reject what others will never accept. It is not enough to use the egotistical "we can afford it" self-deceit to accept being shafted inhumanely. We are serious running the risk of becoming a failed nation because the "every man for himself" greed means we are obsessed with undermining and exploiting each other at every opportunity.

https://www.nairaland.com/1398357/abuja-airport-charges-money-using#17486914

Charging non-refundable fees for trolleys is exploitative and done virtually only in Nigeria. I am telling you this as a person who has visited over 30 nations of the world. No Nigerian should defend why it is our nation that always display excessive greed, a disregard for limits of decency and a distinct disinterest in doing what can make life better for all end users. The OP is very right to ask "why is every service in Nigeria all about money".

Only in Nigeria when you have a problem ......all you will hear......pray and fast

Only in Nigeria when a wife got beaten by there husband.....all you will hear....pray and fast

Only in Nigeria a President is kneeling before a so called man of god

It is only in Nigeria that it is those who cause our problems who make it to positions that should be used to deliver solutions to those problems. Illustratively, it is only in Nigeria oil bunkerers get lucrative contracts to protect oil pipeline.

Only in Nigeria that unqualified, unfit and crooked elements get marketers licence to import fuel only for the government that issued them the licence undeservedly to begin lamenting with Crocodile tears after the nation has been scammed blind.

It is only in Nigeria a suspect of terrorism (Senator Ndume) is handed bail and given the freedom to fly anywhere to possibly plot more terrorist chaos against Nigeria. Elsewhere, you will be detained till your guilt or innocence is established for obvious reasons.

It is only in Nigeria our Government will be told to block an Avenue of monumental corruption and theft against Nigeria only for the entire world to see our FG maliciously turn against the source of that commendable recommendation with an agenda of ridiculing and discrediting them for daring to publicly suggest the right measure government should take. Imagine that. A government that openly and publicly persecute those who tell it to do the right thing. Surely "only in Nigeria".

Too many negative "only in Nigeria" things to list.

Only in Nigeria does an incubent pardon a criminal standing trial in another country as a wanted man. Only in Nigeria do certain tribe and region blindly defend the incubent inspite of striking poverty and underdevelopmen in their midst merely because he comes from their region. Only in Nigeria do ppl sell their votes and mortgage their right for salt and maggi cube. Only in Nigeria a presummed criminals are lynch in police presence. Only in Nigeria an incubent will encourage the ppl to cope with economic challenge, yet consumed a whopping sum of 1billion plus on food, outrageous! Only in Nigeria the first person to get to the police station get justice though he is guilty. Only in Nigeria you pay for pen and fullscap at the station b4 you write your statement. Only in Nigeria laws are not implemented. Only in Nigeria we have over 20 million professors and phd holder without any technology out put to show for it. Only in Nigeria certificate is rated way above personal interlect. Only in Nigeria police are looking for evidence after a video has clearly indicted the legislooter. Only in Nigeria we vote along ethnic line though our choice is ineligible. Only in Nigeria subsidy was removed when Nigerians were in a festive mood, and many who travelled were trapped unexpectedly.

Only in Nigeria will every young boy claim to be the king of an area (as in, for this area so.. nothing go happen...go ask question na me get dis area).

Only in Nigeria will a customer insult your you and your parents and still claim to be right.

Only in Nigeria will you see everybody answering CHAIRMAN.

Only in Nigeria will you see an individual respect an Army personnel more than the parents.

And the list goes on.

Una post sef fit make person laugh die oooo. Anyway, keep it rolling and pour out those stuffs in your mind that only happen in Nigeria.

Who told you kerosene is a waste product.
Another name for kerosene is JET FUEL
Kerosene is expensive because it is used to power aircraft .
However , I agree that since it is used for cooking by the majority of nigerian and in the absence of cheaper alternative ,
Then , it should be subsidise