* Not every Marriage starts with 'will you marry me' some start with 'I don get belle'"...!

* Helen Paul said : "My class monitor in primary skool usually write my name in the list of noise makers, now he pays to watch me make noise"

* People are shouting "Port to Private university" Imagine 500L 2nd Semester, and u want him to port?? No be only port, na USB!"

*When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it."

* If you can fry 10 rounds of plantain without tasting one..then I can trust you with my life"

* Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003! Ki lo de!"

* NAIJA MENTALITY - All Soft Drinks are called Mineral And All Fathers took first Position in Class while at school"

* Combine a sentence with d words " Green,Yellow, and Pink" AKPOS: Every time i hear d phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and Say Yellow?"
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e beta make u go do sprint jump untop 3rd mainland bridge or go dance alingo for cementry, . . . . ,ur joke is as dry as yar adua

Lmao @ NABs letter, Igbo rappers & Expensive dinner. . . nice 1 bro.....

Very lovely jokes...keep it rolling dude!