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Dont Read If U Are Eatin by Dargreen(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2013
3 friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket wit drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and dey set out 4 the park 10km away. It takes them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed.''You 'll finish the sandwiches before I return,''Akpos protested. ''No we won't'', assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpos. Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpos for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpos pops out from behind a rock screaming:' 'I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!
Re: Dont Read If U Are Eatin by bunmioguns(m): 9:54am On Aug 23, 2013
STALE embarassed embarassed
Re: Dont Read If U Are Eatin by Dubby6(m): 10:07am On Aug 23, 2013
gwagwagwagwagwagwa...very funny
Re: Dont Read If U Are Eatin by Dargreen(m): 1:26pm On Aug 23, 2013
bunmioguns: STALE embarassed embarassed
*na u sabi stale or nostale swear say u no laff
Re: Dont Read If U Are Eatin by donted(m): 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2013
If na me I go kill apors walahi. Lol
Re: Dont Read If U Are Eatin by sholajohn(f): 12:52am On Aug 24, 2013
After 5hours Haba!!! Ds akpors na mumu in the highest order

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