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Ultimate Test by bastrin(f): 9:22pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch. Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" Husband: "Guess whom?" Wife: "I know who it is!" Husband: "Guess what I want?" Wife: "I know what you want!" Husband: "Guess what I'm knocking with?" |
Re: Ultimate Test by segunpc(m): 7:10am On Jun 10, 2008 |
he is knocking with his hands ofcourse good joke. |
Re: Ultimate Test by krama(m): 7:28am On Jun 10, 2008 |
What else would he be knocking with? |
Re: Ultimate Test by olulu(m): 8:59am On Jun 10, 2008 |
extra hard dick |
Re: Ultimate Test by Jeovy(m): 9:04am On Jun 10, 2008 |
olulu: Na u know,hope u are not talking from experience |
Re: Ultimate Test by clemcykul(f): 4:45pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
ohh lawdiee make una come see serious hard on kai! lol |
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