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Ultimate Test by bastrin(op): 9:22pm On Jun 09, 2008
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knocking with?"
Re: Ultimate Test by segunpc(m): 7:10am On Jun 10, 2008
he is knocking with his hands ofcourse grin

good joke.
Re: Ultimate Test by krama(m): 7:28am On Jun 10, 2008
What else would he be knocking with? grin
Re: Ultimate Test by olulu(m): 8:59am On Jun 10, 2008
extra hard dick

grin grin grin
Re: Ultimate Test by Jeovy(m): 9:04am On Jun 10, 2008
olulu:
extra hard privates

grin grin grin
Na u know,hope u are not talking from experience
Re: Ultimate Test by clemcykul(f): 4:45pm On Jun 10, 2008
ohh lawdiee

make una come see serious hard on kai!

lol
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