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Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by georjay(m): 3:42pm On Aug 24, 2013
INFORMATION REACHING PLANET EARTH SAYS THAT SATAN AND HIS AGENTS ARE PROTESTING SERIOUSLY....OVER 5 COUNT ISSUES AGAINST THE PDP LED GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA....THEY ARE VEXED WITH GOODLUCK JONATHAN........SPOKESMAN FOR LUCIFER SAID THE INTENSITY OF HELL FIRE IS REDUCING DRASTICALLY DUE TO SCARCITY ND HIGH INCREMENT IN THE PRICE OF PMS....OF WHICH THEY ATTRIBUTED TO FUEL SUBSIDY...SO THERFORE SATAN AND HIS COHORTS ARE CALLIN ON GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO REVERSE THE SUBSIDY REMOVAL......LUCIFER ALSO DECRIED THE LACK OF BASIC INFRASTRUCTURE FOR INSTANCE THE ROAD TO HELL HAS NOT BEEN REHABILITATED SINCE THE ERA OF OBASANJO..DUE TO THE HIGH INFLUX OF PEOPLE PLYING THE ROAD EVERYDAY OF WICH NIGERIANS CONSTITUTES THE MAJORITY..HE IS THEREFORE CALLING ON JONATHAN TO FIX THE ROADS AND PROVIDE JOBS FOR HIS AGENTS,......MEANWHILE INSIDERS IN HELL FIRE ALSO REVEALED THAT DEVIL IS VEXING DUE TO THE FACT THAT ANGEL GABRIEL SENT HIM ON AN ERRAND TO BUY BREAD AND BEANS FOR HIM...THOUGH HE DINT GO BUH IN TURN SENT PATIENCE JONATHAN....BUH GOODLUCK REFUSED AND ASKED LUCIFER TO SEND BUHARI TO GET THE BEANS FOR HIM.......MEANWHILE LUCIFER IS ANGRY WITH TELECOMS COMPANIES ESPECIALLY MTN FOR THE POOR NETWORK AND PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH ITS BIS....RELIABLE SOURCES ATTESTED TO THE FACT THAT DEVIL IS FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO PING.....MEANWHILE....THIS IS THE LATEST COMING STRAIT FROM HELL....TO MOTHER EARTH....MORE COMING SOON...AS THE AGENT OF DEVIL BRIEFING ME IN THE PERSON OF ANGEL SARABATULI....TOLD ME THAT HE IS ACTUALLY ON AN ERRAND TO BUY ALOMO AND SUYA FOR LUCIFER....HE IS ALSO PLANNIN TO VISIT TERRYG...MEANWHILE TILL HE CUMS BACK FROM HIS DESTINATION....I WILL FEED U GUYS MORE INFO...MEANWHILE LEMME ALSO GET BACK TO MA BASE AM NOT THAT JOBLESS BUH ALL THANKS TO ASUU......MORE PALMOIL TO THEIR ARMPIT.....I CASE MA REST FOR NOW cool cool cool cool tongue tongue tongue tongue kiss kiss smiley smiley wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin angry angry angry angry sad sad sad sad shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Aug 24, 2013
m i supposed 2 laf?
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by georjay(m): 4:02pm On Aug 24, 2013
Babiloko: m i supposed 2 laf?




NOT REALLY......U CAN CONTINUE CRYING......MORE TEARS TO UR EYES.....
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by mumumugu(m): 4:06pm On Aug 24, 2013
Let me laugh .haha
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 24, 2013
georjay:




NOT REALLY......U CAN CONTINUE CRYING......MORE TEARS TO UR EYES.....
lolz....dis is funnier dan d joke sef
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 24, 2013
Babiloko: lolz....dis is funnier dan d joke sef
I keep seeing ur handle on every thread I open. Bawo ni nkan?
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Aug 24, 2013
ondo_boi: I keep seeing ur handle on every thread I open. Bawo ni nkan?
stalker tongue
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 8:21pm On Aug 24, 2013
Babiloko: stalker tongue
yah, maybe you are right. Its definitely for a purpose. Send me a blank mail. Padeolu1@gmail.com wink
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Debeloved87(m): 8:53pm On Aug 24, 2013
ondo_boi: yah, maybe you are right. Its definitely for a purpose. Send me a blank mail. Padeolu1@gmail.com wink
hmnm...luv in hell thread
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 8:59pm On Aug 24, 2013
ondo_boi: yah, maybe you are right. Its definitely for a purpose. Send me a blank mail. Padeolu1@gmail.com wink
9ja guys dey always lyk 2 take advantage of any opportunity...lolz
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Aug 24, 2013
Debeloved87: hmnm...luv in hell thread
lolz..u go fear nau
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Aug 24, 2013
Debeloved87: hmnm...luv in hell thread
...only if hell exists.
Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2013
Babiloko: 9ja guys dey always lyk 2 take advantage of any opportunity...lolz
am glad you also see this as an opportunity. Still waiting for ur mail.

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Re: Protest In Hell Fire........devils And Cohorts Are Vexing With Who?????????????? by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 25, 2013
ondo_boi: am glad you also see this as an opportunity. Still waiting for ur mail.
i liked ur post....bye

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