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| Been Drinking? by racey2k(op): 12:01pm On May 31, 2006 |
Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have 'tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinnesses -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later, " And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test." Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?" |
| Re: Been Drinking? by kajad(m): 1:02pm On May 31, 2006 |
lol! The police man is dumb  The man has told him he was drunk!  |
| Re: Been Drinking? by tolutope(m): 1:03pm On May 31, 2006 |
this is one gangster joke |
| Re: Been Drinking? by diddy4(m): 12:57am On Jun 01, 2006 |
lol, funny |
| Re: Been Drinking? by spikelord(m): 12:58am On Jun 01, 2006 |
Funny, I mean funny! |
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