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How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
A) ALLOW STUDENTS TO STAY IDLE AT HOME instead of keepin them busy in school B) BAN OKADA instead of regulatin it C) CALL POLICE instead of formin a more efficient & effective vigilante group D) DESTROY ILLEGAL REFINERIES instead of legalizin them & turnin them into mini-refineries E) EMPLOY ONLY FAMILY, FRIENDS & FORIEGNERS instead of givin jobs to competent hands F) FORGET THE PAST & OUR DIFFERENCES instead of understandin them & avoidin them in the present/future G) GUN DOWN PEACEFUL PROTESTERS instead of listenin to their greivances H) HOPE FOR THE BEST instead of preparin for d worst. E go better!!! I) IMPORT EVERYTHIN instead of buyin Made in Aba J) JOIN THE RULING PARTY instead of supportin or at least encouragin the opposition K) KEEP PRAYIN instead of usin d hands, legs & brain God has given u to cause change L) LEARN ONLY ENGLISH instead of speakin ur own native language M) MAKE NIGERIA NON-NEGOTIABLE instead of holdin a Soveriegn National Conference N) NYSC MUST CONTINUE instead of empowerin young graduates with d capital needed to start up their own businesses O) OPEN LORD LUGARD'S SECRET P) PROTECT FULANI HERDSMEN instead of teachin modern ranchin system Q) QUIET!!!! R) REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY instead of investigatin Shell BP, Chevron & other multinationals S) SHOUT "UP NEPA!!!" FOREVER instead of demandin for uninterrupted power supply T) TREAT ILLNESSES ABROAD instead of properly equipin our own hospitals U) USE BIG BIG GRAMMAR instead make dem just talk wetin everybody go fit understand V) VOTE instead of being voted for. They're born to rule while we're born to be ruled W) WORSHIP UR PASTOR/IMAM instead of worshippin God X) X-RAY CORRUPTION instead of treatin it Y) YERIMARIZE LITTLE GIRLS instead of marryin matured women Z) ZONE 2023 PRESIDENCY TO THE NORTH instead of allowin rotation of power to the South |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Masanto: 5:55pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
u try but wia d rest? |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
N- posting how to break Nigeria on Nairaland for all to seee how far the breaking process is going O- believing politics is the only way to riches..... |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 6:08pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
N) NYSC MUST CONTINUE instead of empowerin young graduates with d capital needed to start up their own businesses O) OPEN LORD LUGARD'S SECRET P) PROTECT FULANI HERDSMEN instead of teachin modern ranchin system Q) QUIET!!!! R) REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY instead of investigatin Shell BP, Chevron & other multinationals S) SHOUT "UP NEPA!!!" FOREVER instead of demandin for uninterrupted power supply T) TREAT ILLNESSES ABROAD instead of properly equipin our own hospitals U) USE BIG BIG GRAMMAR instead make dem just talk wetin everybody go fit understand V) VOTE instead of being voted for. They're born to rule while we're born to be ruled W) WORSHIP UR PASTOR/IMAM instead of worshippin God X) X-RAY CORRUPTION instead of treatin it Y) YERIMARIZE LITTLE GIRLS instead of marryin matured women Z) ZONE 2015 PRESIDENCY TO THE NORTH instead of waitin till 2019 for Jonathan to finish |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 6:19pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
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Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Onyegecha(f): 8:23pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Very brilliant. |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by musiwa1f: 9:05pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
The way you will break uo nigeria. is for the united nation to accept application for new status. As long as it is coming from the united nation or Nato. Nothing will happen in Nigeria. nobody is going to fight. It happen before in nigeria history. they overthrow the govt and remove a portion of nigeria. all the people did was go on the street rejoicing and they were happy that they break up nigeria. Orkar coup. nothing will happen in the other part of nigeria. there will be no violent. Just like you are seen the pictures, i am posting. people in nigeria are seen it too for the first time too. Because the country is divided into 3 already and the people on one side of the river, do not relate with each others.. except they travel and over 97% of nigerian have never cross over those river niger and benue before.. And over 90% of nigeria dont care if they break up nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by abu12: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
The easiest way is deportation Example if lagos start mass deportation of normandy citizen both hausa and igbo from their state what do u expect? |
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Dejohnbull: 11:36pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
musiwa1f: The way you will break uo nigeria. is for the united nation to accept application for new status. As long as it is coming from the united nation or Nato. Nothing will happen in Nigeria. nobody is going to fight.Goodluck musiwa, divided we stand & united we fall. |
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