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How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2013
A) ALLOW STUDENTS TO STAY IDLE AT HOME
instead of keepin them busy in school

B) BAN OKADA
instead of regulatin it

C) CALL POLICE
instead of formin a more efficient & effective vigilante group

D) DESTROY ILLEGAL REFINERIES
instead of legalizin them & turnin them into mini-refineries

E) EMPLOY ONLY FAMILY, FRIENDS & FORIEGNERS
instead of givin jobs to competent hands

F) FORGET THE PAST & OUR DIFFERENCES
instead of understandin them & avoidin them in the present/future

G) GUN DOWN PEACEFUL PROTESTERS
instead of listenin to their greivances

H) HOPE FOR THE BEST
instead of preparin for d worst. E go better!!!

I) IMPORT EVERYTHIN
instead of buyin Made in Aba

J) JOIN THE RULING PARTY
instead of supportin or at least encouragin the opposition

K) KEEP PRAYIN
instead of usin d hands, legs & brain God has given u to cause change

L) LEARN ONLY ENGLISH
instead of speakin ur own native language

M) MAKE NIGERIA NON-NEGOTIABLE
instead of holdin a Soveriegn National Conference

N) NYSC MUST CONTINUE
instead of empowerin young graduates with d capital needed to start up their own businesses

O) OPEN LORD LUGARD'S SECRET

P) PROTECT FULANI HERDSMEN
instead of teachin modern ranchin system

Q) QUIET!!!!

R) REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY
instead of investigatin Shell BP, Chevron & other multinationals

S) SHOUT "UP NEPA!!!" FOREVER
instead of demandin for uninterrupted power supply

T) TREAT ILLNESSES ABROAD
instead of properly equipin our own hospitals

U) USE BIG BIG GRAMMAR
instead make dem just talk wetin everybody go fit understand

V) VOTE
instead of being voted for. They're born to rule while we're born to be ruled

W) WORSHIP UR PASTOR/IMAM
instead of worshippin God

X) X-RAY CORRUPTION
instead of treatin it

Y) YERIMARIZE LITTLE GIRLS
instead of marryin matured women

Z) ZONE 2023 PRESIDENCY TO THE NORTH
instead of allowin rotation of power to the South
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Masanto: 5:55pm On Aug 27, 2013
u try but wia d rest?
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 27, 2013
N- posting how to break Nigeria on Nairaland for all to seee how far the breaking process is going
O- believing politics is the only way to riches.....
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 6:08pm On Aug 27, 2013
N) NYSC MUST CONTINUE
instead of empowerin young graduates with d capital needed to start up their own businesses

O) OPEN LORD LUGARD'S SECRET

P) PROTECT FULANI HERDSMEN
instead of teachin modern ranchin system

Q) QUIET!!!!

R) REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY
instead of investigatin Shell BP, Chevron & other multinationals

S) SHOUT "UP NEPA!!!" FOREVER
instead of demandin for uninterrupted power supply

T) TREAT ILLNESSES ABROAD
instead of properly equipin our own hospitals

U) USE BIG BIG GRAMMAR
instead make dem just talk wetin everybody go fit understand

V) VOTE
instead of being voted for. They're born to rule while we're born to be ruled

W) WORSHIP UR PASTOR/IMAM
instead of worshippin God

X) X-RAY CORRUPTION
instead of treatin it

Y) YERIMARIZE LITTLE GIRLS
instead of marryin matured women

Z) ZONE 2015 PRESIDENCY TO THE NORTH
instead of waitin till 2019 for Jonathan to finish
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by kingkoboko: 6:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
E.G

Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Onyegecha(f): 8:23pm On Aug 27, 2013
Very brilliant.
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by musiwa1f: 9:05pm On Aug 27, 2013
The way you will break uo nigeria. is for the united nation to accept application for new status. As long as it is coming from the united nation or Nato. Nothing will happen in Nigeria. nobody is going to fight.

It happen before in nigeria history. they overthrow the govt and remove a portion of nigeria. all the people did was go on the street rejoicing and they were happy that they break up nigeria. Orkar coup.


nothing will happen in the other part of nigeria. there will be no violent. Just like you are seen the pictures, i am posting. people in nigeria are seen it too for the first time too. Because the country is divided into 3 already and the people on one side of the river, do not relate with each others.. except they travel and over 97% of nigerian have never cross over those river niger and benue before..
And over 90% of nigeria dont care if they break up nigeria.


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Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by abu12: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2013
The easiest way is deportation

Example if lagos start mass deportation of normandy citizen both hausa and igbo from their state what do u expect?
Re: How To Break Nigeria (a-z) by Dejohnbull: 11:36pm On Aug 27, 2013
musiwa1f: The way you will break uo nigeria. is for the united nation to accept application for new status. As long as it is coming from the united nation or Nato. Nothing will happen in Nigeria. nobody is going to fight.

It happen before in nigeria history. they overthrow the govt and remove a portion of nigeria. all the people did was go on the street rejoicing and they were happy that they break up nigeria. Orkar coup.

So if we remove western nigeria. nothing will happen in the other part of nigeria. there will be no violent. Just like you are seen the pictures, i am posting. people in nigeria are seen it too for the first time too. Because the country is divided into 3 already and the people on one side of the river, do not relate with each others.. except they travel and over 97% of nigerian have never cross over those river niger and benue before..
And over 90% of nigeria dont care if they break up nigeria.


Goodluck musiwa, divided we stand & united we fall.

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