1. First, be a
member of the best
criminal political party in Africa 2.
Make sure you are elected as governor of your state based on
your religion. Forget about integrity
and character and vision - they
don't count here 3. Use public funds
to build a replica
of the State Government House in your village, and be operating from
there most often in addition to
Abuja the federal capital 4. Convert
the state's financial
resources into your own personal
account 5. Forget about infrastructural
development. Even if some people
complain ask your media people to
label them as bad losers 6. While in
office enrol as a trainee
pilot in one of the flight training schools 7. Meanwhile build a mini-
airport in
your village for your own use 8.
Neglect to develop all the roads in
the state 9. Purchase your own
aircraft with the public funds you have converted
for your personal use 10. Begin to
fly the plane by yourself
even though you just spent six
months training as a pilot 11.
Meanwhile cause your deputy to be removed by your State House of
Assembly over charges of financial
fraud, a crime which you are guilty
of billions of times over 12. Appoint
a more malleable deputy
you think you can trust 101% 13. Your plane crashes with you as
pilot in a forest area not far from
your own state 14. You were initially
assumed dead
but by a stroke of miracle you
didn't die 15. The hospitals in the country
which idiots and rogues like you in
power neglected to develop cannot
manage your critical health
condition 16. Public funds that could
have been used to better the poor have to be
used to fly you overseas for
specialists to handle you 17. It
happens that you are brain
damaged, and you cannot function
positively in any work (except perhaps your bedroom duty) 18.
Concerns are raised about your
inability to work, for the law is
clear that you shouldn't remain as
governor 19. Problem is, your deputy
is not of the same religion with you 20. Your
state branch of the
Religious Association of Nigeria
(RAN) will make it clear that they
will not have someone of a
different religion as governor, and a good number of the citizens in
your state will agree with them
because they think the state is only
for them 21. Your loyalists and the
other
religious bigots will engage in all manner of propaganda about your
health recovery 22. They arrange for
you to return
home in your sordid state of health
so that you can takeover
governance 23. They use trusted aides to prop
you up at the various airports, and
they also shield you from news
reporters. In fact, they make you to
even snub your loyal deputy who
was at the airport to receive and welcome you 24. Be sure not to
make a state
wide broadcast on radio and
television so that the people will
not see that you are actually a
vegetable with incoherent speech 25. You takeover governance, take
an official leave of duty, and go
back to the U.S.A for continuation
of treatment so that that other
religion does not become full time
governor and convert everyone in your state to his religion by force!
Hahaha.... 26. Meanwhile public funds
will
continue to flow to you and your
family in millions 27. Your people will
be happy because, at least someone of their
religion is still the governor even if
he is now a vegetable 28. Then what
next? 29. Then stupidity of the
electorate
continues. That's all. # TarabaStateWakeUp # #
NigeriaShallBeFree #

Hahaha

U have siad it all.