1. You can prove you have a beer

2. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you

3. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for another beer

4. Nobody's ever been burned, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer

5. When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away

6. They don't force beer on minors, who can't think for themselves

7. No beer has ever caused a major war

8. Beer doesn't tell you how to have s-e-x

9. No one will kill you for not drinking beer

10. If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

I smell this work being moved outta this section or straight to the bin.

why? That's the reason the title indicated a SATIRE!

Hum... I just guessed. I might be wrong you know?

Yeah, I understand !!! But I don't give a .......