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Wise Guy by beemex(op): 12:32pm On Jun 12, 2008
Two friends at a park noticed a heavily built and bald headed guy that looks like a wrestler relaxing under a tree. One said to the other

"I'll bet you N1000 that i can give that guy a heavy knock on his head". The friend accepted the bet.

He walked over to the guy from behind, gave him a heavy knock saying, "John! na here u dey wey i dey waka the whole area dey look for you?"

The bald headed guy turned abruptly holding his head, " I no be John u hear!"

" Oh sorry, i think say na my friend John una two resemble no be small"

The baldheaded guy walked away to another part of the park. meanwhile the other friend from afar was so surprised that his friend could pull out something like that without getting his ass whooped. He came back, collected the N1000 and said,

"I'll bet you another N1000 that i can still go and knock that guy and nothing will happen"

His friend confident that, that would be the end of his friend pulling any form of trick agreed to another bet.
The guy again went from behind the bald headed guy who was by now sitting under another tree and gave him another knock, this time even heavier than the previous one and shouted,

" John! so na here u dey wey i go knock somebody for that side think say na you!?"

The jumped up so angry, " How many times i go tell u say i no be John!?"

" Ah bros! sorry oh! i no no say na u come dey this side i swear i think say na my friend John, una two just be like twins"

" Well, am not him so leave me alone "

The other friend watching couldn't believe that his friend got away with it the second time.
Re: Wise Guy by bibs(f): 2:01pm On Jun 12, 2008
sense
Re: Wise Guy by krama(m): 2:25pm On Jun 12, 2008
Na real sense oooo! rotflmfbo grin
Re: Wise Guy by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Jun 12, 2008
rotflmfbo kamahuhhuh wetin dat wan mean

rolln on the floor laffn my fu**kn butt off? lol
Re: Wise Guy by Jeovy(m): 4:43pm On Jun 12, 2008
wetin come happen,he just knock free of charge
Re: Wise Guy by Abbygyal(f): 5:12pm On Jun 12, 2008
lmao
Re: Wise Guy by abt(m): 7:23pm On Jun 12, 2008
lol smiley i was waitin to read he dared his friend for a third time,
Re: Wise Guy by kene20(m): 7:43pm On Jun 12, 2008
D third will b his funeral! grin grin
Re: Wise Guy by cescky(m): 11:57pm On Jun 12, 2008
@post
is that the endhuhhuh shocked sad angry
lil bit funny though,bt dry ending tongue
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