Dr Kitaun:

na wa o . . .

see as Funkybaby just dey in demand like say na Miss World ?

hmmmmmnnnnnnnn . . . . .

Kit, wetin nowwwwww ?

Delta aint complaining , so please, let us be.

Even if i am not Miss World nko? What's all the noise about. Not like i have demanded for an island.
Abeg, take your time !

chei !

see me see wahala o . . .

so if u wan even exhaust ur wish list, u for just ask for an Island to urself straight ?

ol boi eee . . .

@Delta

over to u Intel has it that u are quite loaded, abeg no disappoint bobos o

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funkybaby:

Not too fast. No pet names until i get the cars and all you have promised.

Funky-my-baby, trust me, I'm a man of my words. . .

funkybaby:

Prefarably, yellow. Thank you.

You are welcome. Anything for you.

funkybaby:

Wow! You've got style . Will you include GPS too? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Navigation is a given on any premium vehicle these days. Only problem be say, it's useless in Naija. But for your sake, I'd talk to Yardy about the satellite program or maybe just get u maps  

funkybaby:

Awww! That is so so thoughtful of you.

Quite an understatement. I think about u, morning, afternoon, night, spring, summer, fall, winter, raining season and dry season.

funkybaby:

Them sabi the difference, trust me

No probs. There's nothing Sapele water cannot do.

funkybaby:

Nice. Also contact Ovation, ET, etc as well, okay?

In my books, Ovation is below your standard. I'd rather Forbes.

funkybaby:

What else? Money for shopping nko?
Louis Vuitton bags, Gucci shoes, my hair, my nails, full body wax . . .

Those a "Givens". World Bank just approved a platinum unlimited Visa for you (with your name, "Funkybaby Delta007" beautifully engraved) on my tab. . .enjoy!  

Dr Kitaun:

chei !

see me see wahala o . . .

so if u wan even exhaust your wish list, u for just ask for an Island to yourself straight ?

ol boi eee . . .

@Delta

over to u Intel has it that u are quite loaded, abeg no disappoint bobos o

Disappoint? What does that mean cos that word no dey my dictionary. I aim to "PPPLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE".

travelcare:

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Can you kindly book a nice honeymoon vacation to the most exotic spots in the world for 6 weeks? Abeg o, we (Funky and I) are not interested in any paragraphs. We are just interested in enjoying ourselves and making exotic babies

@ Funkybabe and others,
The subject on this thread is not wat it entails here anymore, i guess the subject was Re: Paragraph 104 Of British Immigration Rules, Another Opportunity To Work In Uk in the Travel Section and not Romance,
Pls Make una carry ur toasting go Romance, No dey dis virgin our eyes here.

At this rate,nairaand will soon turn into a complete dating site

travelcare:

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And you travelcare is going to be a rich man. No need to go around looking for people to charge ''consultancy fees'' on visa issues.

Just go ahead and book the holidays for Delta and I. Inclusive of everything oh. First class return tickets, visas (where necessary), penthouse hotel suites, etc. Send Delta007 the full bill. If you like, no inflate everything and charge him heavy commission.

Delta007:

Can you kindly book a nice honeymoon vacation to the most exotic spots in the world for 6 weeks? Abeg o, we (Funky and I) are not interested in any paragraphs.

Yes oh. No paragraphs and no mistakes. Carry out your research very well. I will not accept any apology if Delta and 1 find ourselves on a plane bound to Ruwanda rather than the Bahamas.

@electroguru and ty4real

se ko si fun yi?? them send una to me??

abeg, make i hear word.

i don jam goldmine for travel without even going near romance section.

abeg make una no put sand for my garri !

funkybaby:

@electroguru and ty4real

se ko si fun yi?? them send una to me??

abeg, make i hear word.

i don jam goldmine for travel without even going near romance section.

abeg make una no put sand for my garri !

Hennnnnnnn, even you to Funkybaby Waht about Doyin13&Pataki for Romance ,You wan become like Lolo Jenny with more than One hubby .ok I no put sand sand for ur garri ooooo,

Funky sisi, how far? abeg, i sent u an email, u no reply, guess it's all the troubles from us on nairaland. pls if ur online and on msg, lets chat. i really need to clarify some things from u. Pls my dear. Thank you and God Bless

Delta007:

Funky-my-baby, trust me, I'm a man of my words. . .

Erm . . . Okay oh. If you say so . . . ''Olori-ebi'' has taken inventory of all your promises oh !

Delta007:

Navigation is a given on any premium vehicle these days. Only problem be say, it's useless in Naija. But for your sake, I'd talk to Yardy about the satellite program or maybe just get u maps

It is useless in other parts of Naija with the exception of Ijebuland. Ensure it comes with preloaded maps of all the tiny villages that make up Ijebu. One more thing, tell Yardy that it must be voice enabled . . . Ijebu dialect only !

Delta007:

Quite an understatement. I think about u, morning, afternoon, night, spring, summer, fall, winter, raining season and dry season.

****blush*** Awww!
Stay focused Honey. If you keep thinking about me, what time will you have to monitor all your business interests ??

Delta007:

In my books, Ovation is below your standard. I'd rather Forbes.

Kai ! Awujale will be sooo proud of me !
Before i forget he has offered you the cheiftaincy title of ''funke ti ri eleyi mu of ijebuland''.

Delta007:

Those a "Givens". World Bank just approved a[b] platinum unlimited Visa [/b]for you (with your name, "Funkybaby Delta007" beautifully engraved) on my tab. . .enjoy!

I am speechless . You will never go bankrupt as long as you are with me.

Delta007:

and making exotic babies

Hold it that can always wait

ty4real:

Hennnnnnnn, even you to Funkybaby Waht about Doyin13&Pataki for Romance ,You wan become like Lolo Jenny with more than One hubby .ok I no put sand sand for your garri ooooo,

I rebuke you by fire !
Doyin13 and Pataki ?? Please, who are they? I think you are mixing things up.

Erm . . I will say to you the same thing my Delta told someone yesterday, ''you must be high on fanta, try pure water''

MaryAnne:

Funky sisi, how far? abeg, i sent u an email, u no reply, guess it's all the troubles from us on nairaland. please if your online and on msg, lets chat. i really need to clarify some things from u. Please my dear. Thank you and God Bless

maryanne, yeah, i got your mail. sorry i did not mail you back. i have been rather busy with my wedding plans
^{**winks at Delta007***}

i cannot use yim while at work. sorry. why not just post your enquiries here. you will get answers/solutions faster that way. people here can chip in their opinions on your questions and while other people will learn from them. okay? God bless you too !

funkybaby:


Doyin13 and Pataki ?? Please, who are they? I think you are mixing things up.

You dey deny them abi?Na so you go deny Delta sooo
Meanwhile as per say I be Awujale paddy,he say make you tell Delta wipe Escalades yen ko fi se meje and all should be black and bullet proof,se o gbo


I rebuke you by fire !

Leave that thing jooooo,I get the odechi for the fire!

Erm . . I will say to you the same thing my Delta told someone yesterday, ''you must be high on fanta, try pure water''

Abeg include Gordon spark!

@Delta

Mi sorry fun e gan ni ooooo!I hope you have your phone handy to dial 999 by the time you get your heart broken to pieces,I hope the doctors too can fix it sha

ty4real:

You dey deny them abi?Na so you go deny Delta
@Delta
Mi sorry fun e gan ni ooooo!I hope you have your phone handy to dial 999 by the time you get your heart broken to pieces,I hope the doctors too can fix it sha

Ty4real, why nowwwww? Me like e oh
Shey na because i dump your brother??
Take time oh.

ty4real:

Meanwhile as per say I be Awujale paddy,he say make you tell Delta wipe Escalades yen ko fi se meje and all should be black and bullet proof,se o gbo

Escalade meje pere, abi?
Mo ti gbo. Ma so fun.

@Funkybaby

a keke marwa for u ?

deal ?

agree and we'll be off to see grandma at Ijebu this weekend 

   

oh my frnds, my luvn kind nigerians, thnks fr all your helpppp,
really thnks, i gave lods of trouble fr u all,
NOW I AM IN LONDON, CAME LAST WEEK, SORRY FR THE LATE REPLYi was busyyyy
went to college yesterday.changed my course to BCS software engineering,
i got 2 years visa, bt thz course is 3 and half years,
thnks fr all your helpp,
especially funkybabyyy,pataki an dakolowole lol
thnks again,
i love thzx country, its kooool
white chicks, omg i avent seen chicks like thz before,
thnk u again, love u all
i want to send sm choco fr ma funky, cn u send your address to mail address funky??
suren555@hotmail.com
thnks again
im going to miss u all guys
love u so mucch
babye

sureng:

oh my frnds, my luvn kind nigerians, thnks fr all your helpppp,
really thnks, i gave lods of trouble fr u all,
NOW I AM IN LONDON, CAME LAST WEEK, SORRY FR THE LATE REPLYi was busyyyy
went to college yesterday.changed my course to BCS software engineering,
i got 2 years visa, bt thz course is 3 and half years,
thnks fr all your helpp,
especially funkybabyyy,pataki an dakolowole lol
thnks again,
i love thzx country, its kooool
white chicks, omg i avent seen chicks like thz before,
thnk u again, love u all
i want to send sm choco fr ma funky, cn u send your address to mail address funky??
suren555@hotmail.com
thnks again
im going to miss u all guys
love u so mucch
babye

See this guy. . .e be like say u don dey chop crase. Abeg, stick to the white chicks or face your studies but pls leave my funkybabe alone o. I can give you Pataki's contact if you are looking to take someone out on a date.

ty4real:

You dey deny them abi?Na so you go deny Delta sooo
Meanwhile as per say I be Awujale paddy,he say make you tell Delta wipe Escalades yen ko fi se meje and all should be black and bullet proof,se o gbo


I rebuke you by fire !

Leave that thing jooooo,I get the odechi for the fire!

Erm . . I will say to you the same thing my Delta told someone yesterday, ''you must be high on fanta, try pure water''

Abeg include Gordon spark!

@Delta

Mi sorry fun e gan ni ooooo!I hope you have your phone handy to dial 999 by the time you get your heart broken to pieces,I hope the doctors too can fix it sha

Thanks for your concern but dont worry. . .Travelcare is working on an exotic joint where I can take my funkybabe to ecstatic heights of unimaginable pleasure. . .by the time I'm done, she wont be able to come down from the mountain . [s]Remember, if she cant come down, she cant run away. . .that, my friend, is the secret [/s]

Dr Kitaun:

@Funkybaby

a keke marwa for u ?

deal ?

agree and we'll be off to see grandma at Ijebu this weekend

Yeye boy . No deal.

The same way you will carry the keke marwa on your big head from your grandma's place at isale eko is the same way you will turn back and carry it back once you get to the border at shagamu.

You will not even be allowed to enter ijebu territory, how much more getting to my grandma's doorstep before you will be deported back to where you are coming from .

Delta007:

See this guy. . .e be like say u don dey chop crase. Abeg, stick to the white chicks or face your studies but please leave my funkybabe alone o. I can give you Pataki's contact if you are looking to take someone out on a date.

@delta
Hahaha. Lol.

You can see that you have some serious competitors and i have been given various offers from keke marwa to a life-time's supply of free chocolates .

The earlier those escalades arrive . . . the better . . .

Delta007:

Thanks for your concern but don't worry. . .Travelcare is working on an exotic joint where I can take my funkybabe to ecstatic heights of unimaginable pleasure. . .by the time I'm done, she wont be able to come down from the mountain . [s]Remember, if she can't come down, she can't run away. . .that, my friend, is the secret [/s]

Delta
Huh? 'Ecstatic heights of unimaginable pleasure'

Erm. . . 'Olori-ebi' has asked me to clarify from you exactly what you mean by that?

Delta007:

See this guy. . .e be like say u don dey chop crase. Abeg, stick to the white chicks or face your studies but please leave my funkybabe alone o. I can give you Pataki's contact if you are looking to take someone out on a date.

So you seriously get high on fanta abi?

Pataki on a date? Now I know you are a real dreamer.

Keep on dreaming about my baby. Shogbo?

When you finally wake-up, please do come on nairaland-romance to cry your eyes out. The romance section peeps will gladly attend to your case.

@Funkybaby - I was right after all. Brothers here dv do recognize good feminine qualities when they see one. I'll say lay back and enjoy the chase.

@Dr Kitaun
Lol,
Funky na queen of queens, she deserves all that. You no see as every able bobo for nairaland they rush am like ants dey rush for sugar!

I wonder when you become[i] Doki o[/i][b][/b] Can you pls expanciate, on that your doctoral paros,
Areaaaaaaaaaaaaa, u don comot for Aj cos it seems levels don change.New Id, new levels abi,


@funky,
Am just aware that you are Ayefele's fan too.

@guseman

abeg my broda . . . .levels don change jare

from AJ i don step up don get my own crib for FGC (FIJICI)

as u must have decoded as a sharp man, na Funkybaby be my latest acquisition and u know say maintenance dey on d high side, THO NA KEKE MARWA SHE STILL DEY MANAGE TO ENTER WORK FOR NOW very soon when i hammer small join, she go dey take HELICOPTER by Caverton go work

@Funkybaby

why u wan dey fall my hand na ? why u dey tell d world say we don go meet grandma for Ijebu ?