There was this robbery in Central Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the state, life
belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
=>This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
=>This is called "Being Professional --> Focus
only on what you are
trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid,
so much money, how to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
=>This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the #5 million we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
=>This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there
is a robbery every month".
=>This is called "Killing Boredom --
>Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that #100
million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted,
but they could only count #20 million. The
robbers were very angry and complained
"We risked our lives and only took #20
million, the bank manager took #80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
=>This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold !"
BE EDUCATED!