siempere: ..haaa see..u...rita dominic...u tinks say..we no go sabi u....abeg share us ur pin naah...make i ping u with ma tecno....naaah..

Deiok: Wattaguana Nicki, how are you minajing your life?
when are you visiting nigeria -

Br3nd4: Lmao

^^ Ah ahn.. Mr Ibu! You dey here too.

Big.game:
^^^ black face hw far na, i hear say you sign New deal, no use all the money smoke igbo finish o

albacete: former presido, so u dey branch here as well? Even with a female camouflage, well nufin does u.

albacete: former presido, so u dey branch here as well? Even with a female camouflage, well nufin does u.

ReineViolet:

Lol. Ibori I hail oh! Them don finish trial? Or you dey post from court?

Abu Mikey: Johnbull,na here you dey??

That babe wen you wire for my room just dey vomit anyhow oo, e be as if she don get ______

albacete:
i yaff die.


so na here u dey, come dey form Abu Mikey? Oga Jonah, abeg make u and ur excos go negotiate well with ASUU joor so these students go enta back class.

**Falls from Drakensberg Moutains**

Deiok: Tonto dike, when you begin visit this section? E be like say your bleaching creame don finish, Or your market don fall?

Shugamania: Chika ike, how far now?
E be like say ur nairaland subscription don expire o, we no dey see ur name for front page again.

9icegee: *i sneak in quietly into de room, looks around, find one quiet corner and stay, hope no one sees, notice nor know me*

Denrele? Is that you?

albacete: so this is d Tonto Dike dat always make front page? Tell me, how much u pay Seun for all those FP appearances?
Did u pay in cash or in kind?

Obinoscopy:

Julius Agwu, you never cease to make me laugh even with this ur moniker