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Pastor Want Put Me For Trouble by greatestman(m): 3:58pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
why do some pastors like to put somebody into trouble? I was in church yesterday when pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands and lets get to know each other." I said hello to the person sitting to my left and to the one sitting to my right.. We introduced our selves and both said they were Egyptians. Preaching time came and pastor decided to preach from Exodus 14:13.. Telling us about how God saved the Israelites from Egyptians. My people, remember that there were Egyptians on my left and right. I was thinking to myself "How do these two Egyptians feel knowing that their people are the bad guys in this Bible verse" Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je. The next thing oo!!, pastor shouted: "The Egyptians made the people of God to suffer for years!!!, I said they made them suffer!!!, Turn to your left and to your right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!, The Egyptians you see today!!!, You shall see no more!!!" *My people, if you were in my position will you say the word |
Re: Pastor Want Put Me For Trouble by henrychubayo: 10:47pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
sorry will be your name in the church dat day if u say those words |
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