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Pastor Want Put Me For Trouble by greatestman(m): 3:58pm On Sep 03, 2013
why do some pastors like to put
somebody into trouble?
I was in church yesterday when
pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your
neighbours, shake hands and lets
get to know each other."
I said hello to the person sitting to
my left and to the one sitting to
my right.. We introduced our
selves and both said they were
Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor
decided to preach from Exodus
14:13.. Telling us about how God
saved the Israelites from
Egyptians.
My people, remember that there
were Egyptians on my left and
right. I was thinking to myself
"How do these two Egyptians feel
knowing that their people are the
bad guys in this Bible verse"
Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je.
The next thing oo!!, pastor
shouted:
"The Egyptians made the people
of God to suffer for years!!!,
I said they made them suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your
right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!,
The Egyptians you see today!!!,
You shall see no more!!!"
*My people, if you were in my
position will you say the word
Re: Pastor Want Put Me For Trouble by henrychubayo: 10:47pm On Sep 03, 2013
sorry will be your name in the church dat day if u say those words

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