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hello Friends,
Just be urself.

A middle aged fat woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.she was now looking slimmer and younger like an under sixteen. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" ha ha ha
God Replied,"I didn't recognize you." so dear friends,be natural and always thankful to God for the way He has made you.

one thing i love about this stuff is the moral aspect of it and its funny at the same time !
Nice one , its been here before
Cheers

hahaha, good one. lol

i think i will definitely go for a tummy tuck and breast enlargement after i must have had all my kids.

life begins at 40 you know.

yea life begins at 40 but its preferable to appreciate the way God made You.there re so many natural things you can do to look fit.you musn't go for a surgery

Lololol

well thats ma signature, nice one WeALlY WeAlLy cOoL