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10 Beautiful Reasons You Shouldnt Win An Election And Get Rich! by fatgirl: 5:17pm On Sep 04, 2013
Read this before you win an election and get very rich or famous!
So you really want to load tax payer's money, get very rich and famous? Its good though, but I think it’s over hyped.
People rarely talk about the downside of it all.
I would be listing the downsides of getting
rich that I think you should consider before
you move on to be wealthy – if you would still
want to after this article.
Getting very rich will get you some great stuffs
like:
1. Holidays
2. Travels
3. Private Jet
4. Mansion
5. Funding for your passion
6. Gold teeth
7. Tattoos all over your body
8. Good health care
9. Great Outfit
10. Respect
11. Cocaine
12. Gold laptops
13. 100,000 topless virgins dancing to you as their great king.
14. Half a kilomoter of quarters housing only your wives!

Feel free to substitute your own desires and
illusions. Personally, I’d love to buy a growing
third world country and sell it when it
becomes a first world country!

Now let’s get down to the pros and cons;

having a lot of money has a number of
disadvantages especially if you didn’t pass
through poverty, struggle and suffering to get
it. If your wealth came over night, like
inheriting the wealth of a dead loved one, then
the drawbacks am about to list will be more
pronounced in your life:

Die young:
We’ve
seen curt cobain shoot himself, Whitney
Houston take drugs until she drowned in a
bathub, Michael Jackson, Private Jet Plane
crashes etc. Only the rich can afford to be
taking such heavily expensive hard drugs
that could trigger depression and in turn
suicide when they are not taken. Only the
rich ride in private jets, if it crashes like
we’ve sometimes seen, only the rich die.
We watched Dagrin get drunk in a night
club and attempt to drive himself back
home late at night in his new car, you
know the end of the story – he crashed
and died. If he wasn’t rich, he wouldn’t be
driving a car in the first place. Let alone
driving home late at night, drunk.

Loss of Peace:
Money may take away your
peace. You are always after who wants to
cheat you in business and who isn’t. You
have armed body guard around you and
around your house always. This is even
more frustrating for your children. As they
cant mix freely with other children and
can’t tell why. They could get kidnapped.
If you aren’t stingingly rich, your
neighbors won’t be a threat to your life.
They don’t have to.

End of your goals and ambitions:
Children
born into money and people who got so
rich along the way see with their own eyes
as their dreams disappear. This leaves
them no purpose to live for. No joy of
struggle and victory which is inherent in
humans. This lack may cause our next
point.

Imbecility/Stupidity/Low IQ/Madness:

Have you ever heard about crazy things
super rich people do? Buying a yatch for
as much as $20m . Would they abandon
their house and live in a boat? What does
it make them? Columbus J . No dreams, so
children of super rich people find
themselves doing crazy things like drawing
tattoos all over their body, looking for
trouble everywhere and so on, developing
stupid phobia that was never there.
Being Judged unfairly: Most poor people
think all rich people cheated them. You
are in this category so when something
bad happens to you, be ready to have
sadists in their millions. Most People are
tempted to think you are “lucky” or that
your money fell from the skies. Or that
you owe it to humanity to help them since
you now have more money than them.

Someone is always richer than you:
La la la la, it
never ends, you will always see someone
richer than you. It’s a fault you’ll never be
able to fix. Till today, Davido cant believe Forbe didnt list him among the top 10 richest afrrican artistes, but wizkid is there smiley

Joy of Breakthrough:
You’ll never get that awesome feeling of
being in want and struggle, then finally
getting the solution that what you desire.
It’s a fulfilling desire you’ll never ever get
again, except you kill yourself and start all
over again! Which is what many do.
Suicide: everything becomes boring so you
are tempted most of the times to kill
yourself out of depression or loneliness of
living in a large well fortified lonely
mansion with no neighbours.
Lack of true friends: all you ever get is
business partners and false friends who
love you for your money. No real friends
again.

Confusion:
buy a new house, sell it, buy
another, crumble it, build another. Live a
little while there, then sell it and start all
over again in another state in the federation. This problem is more pronounced in artistes in their prime and purchase of new cars. You are
forever confused because you can do
almost anything you want, the opportunity
cost does not mean anything to you again

Dreams and night mares: you'll keep having those! Association of witches and wizards will keep.having their nightly meeting under your pillow. Plus curses from people you intimidated with your wealth.

Divorce:
How many rich ladies have a husband? Some cant even find any man to say yes. some have dovorced 3. whatever the reason, they are too rich to be under a man.

Assasination/kidnap:
They will find you, and they will kill/kidnap you sad

SOURCE: www.dwitch.com
Re: 10 Beautiful Reasons You Shouldnt Win An Election And Get Rich! by fatgirl: 5:49pm On Sep 04, 2013
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