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Salary Bonus by idris9090(m): 10:00pm On Jun 15, 2008
The Super Eagles got together, and decided on a match bonus of $15,000 per player. They then sent their captain Okechukwu Uche to Abuja (the capital of Nigeria) in order to present these demands before the NFA (National Football Association) chairman.

Upon hearing what Uche had to say, a big smile appeared on Mr. Aminu's face as he replied: "yes! but you guys must adhere to my terms and conditions."

Uche replied: ", tell me what they are and we shall consider."

Aminu then said: "we shall pay you an additional appearance fee of $500 per minute for every player; if you lose your matches like you are doing now, you get an extra $5000 for your efforts; plus an all expenses paid trip to France 98 for all you families and friends!"

Uche: "Wow! you must be kidding!!"

Aminu: "Yes, but you started it."
Re: Salary Bonus by kene20(m): 10:58pm On Jun 15, 2008
No! No! He said Black is Beautiful!
Re: Salary Bonus by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Jun 16, 2008
what God are u talking about?

dumb post again!

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