I wonder how the interviewer know the correct speelings of this grammer

yeye man..hinn mate dey chop money for house,he dey blow grammar,little wonders y he didnt enter

Pls can someone tell me how his interviewer transcribe the oral interview to written words? Did he use all the dictionaries mentioned? Just asking...

And to think that I didn't understand half of what the man said

Toktee: The more you talk,the more you exposed urself as an old foool,you called a sitting governor who have never in his life have a case of drugs with police a drug addict,i can see that you really have a problem with apc gvt in edo state maybe u are close to tony anini,or u are one of the pdp thugs in edo state that is why u are so bitter about oshobaba administratio,if u are not happy with them,locate a nearest transformer and do the rest.
Next time contribute meaningfully instead of allowing the weed in ur head to manifest here on nl,u are too old for that ok?.
As for patrick,i still manitain that he is better than ur entire family put together,oldman

Dude, you're one funny nutter.

At least no one in my family go about dressing like a nutcase and soiling the name of the family with buffoonery.

D interviewer mus av headache for sure wt al ds grammers

Meeen!I thought b4 that this man is a crammer but after this interview i now know that he is a faculty,only few humanbeing probably 4 pple on earth who can mix languages like this,i think Ogahiagbonism or forming of words in lang. shld be studied as a course unit in the dept. of english in our universities.

[
e no follow o! Leave dat thing!quote author=Donalð Genes]Am preety sure if this man write English (JAMB) for you, na straight 101/100 be that[/quote]

Mr Patrick,my adulation for your lingua prowess knows no bounds.I'm one of your biggest fans.Infact,I now read the dictionary everyday via my phone.Atleast,I was able to decipher most of what he uttered.All thanks to my novel habit of quotidian studying of the dictionary;it will also aid catapult your writing style to another level,which will leave readers mesmerized and bedazzled.

Patrick Obahiagbon: verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising.

And he got this from which dictionary?

"I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising".

well what i see in this man is someone who had found a way to distinguish himself from the crowd. some might insult him, or call him a joker, but I'm sure his above normal grammar probably got him a place in the former house of rep and now his position in Edo state, by the way he speaks, he as become a voice in the nation, every journalist wants to hear what he has to say about national issue, and from the little i understood in his tread, he is very philosophical and deep; WHAT IS YOUR SELLING POINT? have u discovered it, u won't easily make it by trying to be the BEST, but by being the former DIFFERENT.

dis man.....I no know wetin I go call ham!!!!

dedons: I suggest GEJ organise english tutorials for our 1st lady...







Let patrick obahiagbon be the teacher...

o guy u no dey taya 4 d terrorist activity wey dey happen so?if patrick &mrs jona face eachoda & dem dey blow grama u sure say oyibo pple no go fight us 4 terrorising dia language so ?

I've almost died of laffter. The interviewer's questions was funny too asking if God understands him when praying

hmmmmmmmmm

kilmix:


And he got this from which dictionary?

And where do dictionaries get their words and meanings from. If not the top of people's heads. When I consider relatively new words like brunch, s€xting and infotainment the matter becomes easier: the man has the right to form words and he does so nicely.

Igodo..Lmf*0. Interviewer still recuperating at Zankli Hospital,Mabushi. Nawa ooo! Abehg taxi,drop me at Dunamis Church; Area 1 make I pray first.

ichamentor: now that you speak big grammar, what next?

electricity don full everywhere.

He's just a man full of himself, anyways ride on Mr Pat

Can somebody translate this post into english language please?!

Nah End time communication

I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising.

Obahiagbon, obahiagbon how many times I call uu?? I rest my case.

yerimastyle: Nah End time communication

Soon if person urinate three times e go be end time urintating.

lwtmb

He is a modern day nuisance. What's the point of all the grammar when no one understands?

'If you lead & no one is following, you're merely taking a stroll'

I guez his WAEC answer sheet being withheld is undergoing screening @ the oxford university in england....he decided to just use normal english in his 3rd attempt to free dos waec examiners...

Una no go hollam now wey the madness neva reach 40 degree

dedons: I suggest GEJ organise english tutorials for our 1st lady...







Let patrick obahiagbon be the teacher...

LOL LOL

What's your SELLING POINT

This man's selling point is BIG GRAMMAR and it effectively works for him. Journalist fight to get him for interviews. His statements on National issues make front page here.

Oya, stop wasting ur time on this thread. Go and Identify your selling point.

slap1: Much as I dislike this man's failure to communicate with relative ease, I marvel at the ability of his brain to retain such large repertoire of grammar and still maintain its stability. Igodomigodo! RESPECT!

Abi oo