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A Must Read Story by cashkid18(m): 7:20pm On Sep 07, 2013
A Jobless man applied for the position of
'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager
interviewed him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test..
'You are employed' he said. Give me
your e-mail address and I'll send you the
application to fill in, as well as date
when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a
computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you
don't have an email, that means you do
not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot
have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He
didn't know what to do, with only $10 in
his pocket.. He then decided to go to the
supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato
crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to
door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He
repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by
this way, and started to go everyday
earlier, and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck,
and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the
biggest food retailers in the US ..
He started to plan his family's future, and
decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose
a protection plan...
When the conversation was concluded,
the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, I don't have an email..'
The broker answered curiously, 'You
don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you
imagine what you could have been if
you had an e mail?!!'
The man thought for a while and replied,
'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story
Moral 1, Internet is not the solution to
your life..
Moral 2, If you don't have an Internet,
and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3, If you received this message by
email,
you are closer to being an office boy/
girl, than a millionaire..........
Re: A Must Read Story by carzola(m): 7:38pm On Sep 07, 2013
This story has shifted end time 50years forward... Lets toast to longivity..
Re: A Must Read Story by cashkid18(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07, 2013
grin
carzola: This story has shifted end time 50years forward... Lets toast to longivity..
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