If the Barclays Premier League
was a classroom.
1. MANCHESTER UNITED is a boy
who performs
averagely in class and does not
like to show how good he/she is
but improves in the final exams
and tops the class.
2. LIVERPOOL is a child who is
very proud of the
academic achievements of his
grandfather.
3. MANCHESTER CITY is a spoiled
child who spends
money on expensive books but is
never interested in reading them.
4. ARSENAL is a boy who used to
be top of the class but dropped
down because he had to sell his
books due to financial problems.
He tries hard but fails to come
out on top.
5. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR is a girl
who gets decent marks on 1
specific subject. She always
finishes behind Arsenal.
6. CHELSEA is a boy who fails and
blames his teachers then his
family finds a new teacher for
him every year.