I am inside one of my sister's room.
On the table by her mirror-stand, there are
transparent bottles with varieties of content.
The label on one of the bottles reads 'liquid
bathing soap,' another reads 'lotion for hands
only,' another reads 'face cleanser,' another
reads 'just nails,' another reads 'body cream,'
another reads 'spotless,' another reads 'skin
moisturisers,' another reads 'skin whitening,'
another reads 'facial treatment,' another
reads 'for stretch-marks,'another reads 'for
pimples,' another reads 'body spray,' another
reads 'roll on,' another reads 'perfume.' Etc...
I do not concern myself with the bottles that
are for her hair and weave-on.
Sighs! Is this what it takes to be a woman?
You know, with my B-29 multi-purpose soap,
I can bathe, wash my hands, wash my feet
and even wash my cloths. And the soap's
fragrance on my body and cloth is enough
body spray and perfume! And with the N50
petroleum jelly, my skin glows!

Yes man. Nothing do you, B29 is way cool. You sef dey rub cream? Can't really remember last time cream touched my skin, my skin is way too oily and I don't have time to take care of my skin. I just ensure my hair is OK, and with nice perfume and clothes, I'm off!
LMAO at 'for stretch-marks'

My brother I wonder o!
Sometimes I imagine how they are gonna put up with this till their dying days.

No wonder, they do look like masquerade when at old age.

Its painful I couldn't upload the pix of my sister's when we were at church. She had to make up while in car!

I just pray they don't mistake any of those RUBBISH for juice.....the bottlings na die!

Lol. But your sister has time on her hands sha. Does she really rub all those?

^^Abi

We women all have our different regime. Your sister is trying sha o. All those cream! For me a toilet soap, facial scrub, body cream, rollon and perfume does it for me.

Nothing strange there. Didn't you also see her manicure kit,pant bag, hair accessories bag, shoe rack? If she doesn't come out as a hot and trendy chick, guys will still be the ones to complain.

PlSs help me get d name for d one she used for jst her nails.

^^ Burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream

OR

Mary Kay satin hands or night emollient cream.

@Topic

I guess OP will run away if he sees my wide range of cosmetics on my dresser.

Hehe

Complaining for nothing. At least she takes care of herself and has pride in her appearance.

dymepiece: Complaining for nothing. At least she takes care of herself and has pride in her appearance.

No mind them hypocrites. If she comes out looking plain, they'll change it to 'shoor you don turn deeper lifer?'

Never satisfied.