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Stupid Quotes By Famouspeople by taiocol: 10:52pm On Sep 14, 2013
I have
quoted a few of these 'golden
words' (read celebrity stupid
quotes), that really shouldn't be
repeated for the general good of
humanity.
Politicians are just as famous for
their well rehearsed and
practiced speeches, as they are
for their slip-ups when they need
to speak without the luxury of a
speech writer. Thus, their
funniest and often inadvertent,
but undoubtedly hilarious quotes
are those that are said at press
conferences and interviews.
Given below is a list of political
faux pas that will leave you in
splits.
1. Being Politically (In)correct
How's it going, Sunshine? -
Barack Obama, President of the
United States, at Sunrise, Florida
2. I believe in an America where
millions of Americans believe in
an America that's the America
millions of Americans believe in.
That's the America I love. - Mitt
Romney
3. Those who survived the San
Francisco earthquake said,
"Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of
course, those who died, their
lives will never be the same
again. - Barbara Boxer, Senator
4. I think that gay marriage is
something that should be
between a man and a woman. -
Arnold Schwarzenegger
5. Politics gives guys so much
power that they tend to behave
badly around women. And I hope
I never get into that. - Bill Clinton,
former U.S. President
Re: Stupid Quotes By Famouspeople by taiocol: 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2013
taiocol: I have
quoted a few of these 'golden
words' (read celebrity stupid
quotes), that really shouldn't be
repeated for the general good of
humanity.
Politicians are just as famous for
their well rehearsed and
practiced speeches, as they are
for their slip-ups when they need
to speak without the luxury of a
speech writer. Thus, their
funniest and often inadvertent,
but undoubtedly hilarious quotes
are those that are said at press
conferences and interviews.
Given below is a list of political
faux pas that will leave you in
splits.
1. Being Politically (In)correct
How's it going, Sunshine? -
Barack Obama, President of the
United States, at Sunrise, Florida
2. I believe in an America where
millions of Americans believe in
an America that's the America
millions of Americans believe in.
That's the America I love. - Mitt
Romney
3. Those who survived the San
Francisco earthquake said,
"Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of
course, those who died, their
lives will never be the same
again. - Barbara Boxer, Senator
4. I think that gay marriage is
something that should be
between a man and a woman. -
Arnold Schwarzenegger
5. Politics gives guys so much
power that they tend to behave
badly around women. And I hope
I never get into that. - Bill Clinton,
former U.S. President
6. I cannot tell you how grateful I
am -- I am filled with humidity. -
Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas
House
7. I do not like this word "bomb." It
is not a bomb. It is a device that
is exploding. - Jacques le Blanc,
French ambassador on nuclear
weapons
8. I've always thought that
underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under-polluted. -
Lawrence Summers, chief
economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export
toxic wastes to Third World
countries
9. I've never had major knee
surgery on any other part of my
body. - Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball
forward
Re: Stupid Quotes By Famouspeople by BlackPikiN(m): 12:03am On Sep 15, 2013
I dey laff... OBJ

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