An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

stale

ha ha ha poor woman, dat one nah dey last thing d old mama go expect [sup][/sup]

wit all pleasure i wish to remind you to stop posting outdated jokes

@ennyluv, whose picture is on your profile?

This Pics.

wat da fu*****ck id dat?

dammit

clemcykul:

what da fu*****ck id that?

dammit

Easy bro/sis

i almost fell off my chair

dat stretch mark, dem fit use am tie person neck

Clem


No kill person pikin

clemcykul:

i almost fell off my chair

that stretch mark, them fit use am tie person neck

you 4 break your leg,big head

My head no big reach ur nose na