WOMEN WAHALA.
A COUPLE WATCHING A PREMIER LEAGUE MATCH.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.
Women sha!!!!!! CHAMPIONZ LEAGUE ON POINT