BUY AN APPLE, GET A BLACKBERRY…MESSENGER
Yaaay! This weekend, BlackBerry loses its status of ‘exclusive’ runz girl. Anybody can get her now for free as long as you are holding an Apple or Android device (^^). Apparently, Blackberry is having a tough time, with its sales are down and it losing market to Windows phones, this offer is a way of boosting it up.(Other ashanas have stolen Ashana BlackBerry’s clients so now to survive, she has to give it for free abi?). Are they merely trying to postpone the inevitable? I remember a proverb by Abraham Lincoln, “Once a runz girl offers free services, her days are numbered”. Hmmmm, he obviously wasn’t just a vampire hunter.

NAETO C GOES TO SCHOOL
As a Tony-Montanaian, Naeto C is confusing us with his differing choice of career. Being a multi-awardee and African ambassador coupled with having a Masters degree apparently is not enough as ‘yellow paw-paw faced’ NaetoC is currently in Oxford University taking a course in Energy Economics (don’t worry, he took his wife with him so he’s still getting laid). For us aspiring drop-outs (Bill Gates is our role model (˘̯˘ )), we are puzzled why he is going back to study (assuming he’s studying and
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