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Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by equlibrium(m): 7:47am On Jun 24, 2008
An old man living alone in the country wanted to dig his
potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. He wrote a letter to his
son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be
over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's
where I buried the bodies!
Love,
Fred

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police who had been monitoring Fred's letters all the while
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I
could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Fred
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jun 24, 2008
err err i dont geddit, come again grin
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by kene20(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2008
Nice joke!
I remove my cap 4 smart fred, wink wink
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Jeovy(m): 10:15am On Jun 24, 2008
clemcykul:

err err i don't geddit, come again grin

The police did the digging for the dad

Nice one,am sure they may increase his jail sentence for that
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by olulu(m): 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2008
coooll

wise boy

grin grin grin
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Jun 24, 2008
@jeovy
gracias grin
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Emmaxxx(m): 5:46pm On Jun 24, 2008
Nice one Equilibrium.Dat Fred must be a cousin 2 Michael Scofield.
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by equlibrium(m): 6:08pm On Jun 24, 2008
TANX FOLKS. . . .

grin

NW, WER'S DAT DARN angry angry angry ? ? ?

I MISSD DAT CRAZY ASS grin
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Abbygyal(f): 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2008
lol
nice joke wink
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by mohawkchic(f): 6:44pm On Jun 24, 2008
~Aaaw cheesy~
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by deeteeneey(f): 7:01am On Jun 25, 2008
shocked wise Fred,poor cop
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by StanP(m): 7:41am On Jun 25, 2008
awwwwwwww seen it before here on NL
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Jun 25, 2008
so your eyes are now finally in shape? congrats mon ami grin
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by gunpoint(m): 8:30am On Jun 27, 2008
wait ppl,
is it me dis rat ass is referin too??
equal-to,
na me u dey mean by angry angry angry
ans!!!

angry angry angry
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Jun 27, 2008
you again!
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Nella(f): 10:42am On Jun 27, 2008
haa, lool, good one!
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by manmustwac(m): 1:41pm On Jun 28, 2008
nice one

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