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Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by equlibrium(m): 7:47am On Jun 24, 2008 |
An old man living alone in the country wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. He wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the bodies! Love, Fred At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police who had been monitoring Fred's letters all the while arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Fred |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jun 24, 2008 |
err err i dont geddit, come again |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by kene20(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2008 |
Nice joke! I remove my cap 4 smart fred, |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Jeovy(m): 10:15am On Jun 24, 2008 |
clemcykul: The police did the digging for the dad Nice one,am sure they may increase his jail sentence for that |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by olulu(m): 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
coooll wise boy |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
@jeovy gracias |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Emmaxxx(m): 5:46pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
Nice one Equilibrium.Dat Fred must be a cousin 2 Michael Scofield. |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by equlibrium(m): 6:08pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
TANX FOLKS. . . . NW, WER'S DAT DARN ? ? ? I MISSD DAT CRAZY ASS |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Abbygyal(f): 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
lol nice joke |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by mohawkchic(f): 6:44pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
~Aaaw ~ |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by deeteeneey(f): 7:01am On Jun 25, 2008 |
wise Fred,poor cop |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by StanP(m): 7:41am On Jun 25, 2008 |
awwwwwwww seen it before here on NL |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Jun 25, 2008 |
so your eyes are now finally in shape? congrats mon ami |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by gunpoint(m): 8:30am On Jun 27, 2008 |
wait ppl, is it me dis rat ass is referin too?? equal-to, na me u dey mean by ans!!! |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Jun 27, 2008 |
you again! |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by Nella(f): 10:42am On Jun 27, 2008 |
haa, lool, good one! |
Re: Cheap Labour. . . . . . . by manmustwac(m): 1:41pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
nice one |
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